dear chickenlady,
i am a nice underage bird but seem to have trouble pulling "men". i would like any tips on how to avoid the feckless jobless layabouts who lie on my sofa eating my food and drinking my booze while i graft my bollocks off at errr...school.

how do i avoid boys and find myself a nice man?

yours,

rosalicious age 14 1/2
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:06, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Go to bashes,
there's loads of hansome elligable batchelors there.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:07, Reply)

this is a right fucking lol seeing as i have more than a few b3tan ex's
no ta love
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Go on
Some of them can even spell 'handsome'....

Even 'eligible' too!

Very few can spell 'bachelor', though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 16:06, Reply)

alright rosealicious

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:08, Reply)

alright alethegeordie

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Oops
an extraneous "e" appears to have crept into both our posts. What are the chances of that happening.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:16, Reply)

oh man its almost like i noticed!

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:17, Reply)

we must both be spectacularly unobservant
we should totally make out.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:19, Reply)

i dont make out, all my bits and pieces are healed over

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Do you want to watch me have a wank then?
Or I could take a huge shit if you'd prefer?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:26, Reply)

nah im busy internetting and drinking beer innit
but you know what, if i werent doing any of that or washing my hair or having a fiddle or summat i still probably totally wouldnt fancy it
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:30, Reply)

What if I sweeten the deal
by playing Time of My Life by Green Day while I do it?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:33, Reply)

Stop it al, you're making me horny.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:37, Reply)

*narrows eyes*
i had this convo with gonz on facebook earlier...has someone been talking?
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:37, Reply)

DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I was the other participant in that conversation.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:39, Reply)

Apart from Gonz obviously.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:39, Reply)

haha stalky stalky
ive been getting dodge calls these past few weeks that best not be you
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Certainly not
I don't call, I just turn up on the doorstep with a hard on and a bag of skips.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Dear rosalicious
Nice men are just overgrown boys. The best thing to do is to take whichever one appeals most, chain them up in a cellar and wait until they become a nice man.

Alternatively stalk a full grown one.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:09, Reply)

dear chickenlady,
many thanks i'll take this on board and prepare myself accordingly. merry christmas mazeltov good day to you sir
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:10, Reply)