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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Thanks hun
We're gonna need more sofas then...
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:16, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
i come with a christmas tree already erected and a lifetime supply of chocolate

(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:18, Reply)
Have you got any crisps?

(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:19, Reply)
only a couple of bags of skips sadly
i have a fridgeful of beer though, totally on my 3rd right now
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:21, Reply)
I need wine
I'm in a shit of a mood and I have shedloads to do
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:22, Reply)
im more of a quantity than quality girl myself
i get the two bottles of red from the turkish supermarket for a fiver deal...probably their own bottled menstrual blood but it all goes to make a turd innit

chin up cupcake at least we're young(ish) and hot
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:24, Reply)
Is 31 still young? Deffo hot though. Fo sho.
I like the two bottles of Pinot grigio for a fiver off the (insert whatever nationality the two brothers are) near me. I don't care about thr quality.
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:25, Reply)
of course it is we're in our fucking PRIME
i should be mopping my kitchen floor and shaving my legs right now but im sitting here with beer on the internet.

i fail at woman. what are you wearing?
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:28, Reply)
Manm you two sound like such an awesome catch
I wish I could squeeze you both together, then I'd definitely leave my fiancee.
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:31, Reply)
GET YOUR OWN INTERNET WOMAN
IM FUCKING WORKING HERE
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:32, Reply)
Don't start lad
I'm on the edge today.
You bully me, and I'm gazzing every mod in the world. Even ones from other sites who don't even know what B3ta is.
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:33, Reply)
I mopped on Sunday rah!
Yeah I'm a spring chicken when you consider I'm a cougarrr.
I'm wearing work clothes. Pinstripe kecks, white top, cropped red cardie thing.
Are you wearing a dressing gown with 20 Lambert silver in the pocket, you beer internet wench?
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:32, Reply)
im wearing those pink fluffy mule type slippers with the heels
a white shirt unbuttoned slightly...skidmarked baggy pants and an old grey bobbly bra absolutely reeking of beefy under tit sweat
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:34, Reply)
Phwaooooar
I'm on the turn.
I have those slippers in black.
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:36, Reply)
i asked for them for christmas once when i was 9
my mam got me brown fucking moccasins. what the shitty mcshit?
i didnt like it.
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:38, Reply)
I got brown moccasins every year
Except for the years I got a pink pair and a blue pair.When I was a grown up I made my ex buy me black fluffy kitten-heeled mules and did not take them off for the whole of Yuletide.
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:41, Reply)
we're like sisters
i'd move in with you and love you and shit but i dont think the world could handle that much sexy
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:43, Reply)
the world deserves the shit it will go through
when it tries to deal with that. It's not our problem, sis.
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:44, Reply)
lets elope

(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:46, Reply)
ok
Can we just elope to my spare room? I'm not in a position to travel.
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:49, Reply)
DEAL.

(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:51, Reply)

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