to be fair
you deserved the punching for watching Home and Away

and for reminding me of when I hit myself in the eye with a book
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:35, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Home and Away
is background wallpaper TV for when you eat your tea. Besides, don't mock me - al watches Hollyoaks.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:36, Reply)

Why would you bring me into this!? WHY!? What have I ever done to you!?
Honestly, I take you to the best indian restaurant in London, I clean my toilet and give you an excuse not to sleep with Sexface and you meet your fiancee, and you go and tell the whole internet about what I like to do when I get back from work.

I will NEVER forgive you for this. NEVER!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:38, Reply)

It was the nicest two hours I've ever spent in a queue.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:39, Reply)

but the seek kebabs, oh god, those seek kebabs.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:48, Reply)

really want an indian now you bastard
will probably have one at the weekend I reckon
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:54, Reply)

No you won't
what you'll have is a pale imitation of what you could have if you came to London. You should come to London, I'll take you to the Tayyabs. It will be AMAZING.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 16:02, Reply)

fucking hell I hate hollyoaks so much
I find it embarrassing to watch
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:39, Reply)