You can't
You obviously thrive on fear and adrenaline. You might actually become shit at passing exams if you do it the way 'other poeple' do it.
Carry on as you are, but make sure to keep mopping up the sweat.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:48, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yeah! men don't like sweaty women.
OMG! It all makes sense now.
( girlinthehole, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:50, Reply)

But I thrive on naps and cans of coke and cheese and onion crisps.
I won't start getting the cold sweats til tomorrow evening when it really kicks in that I'm going to fail spectacularly unless I do some work.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:53, Reply)

and that's when your mind will amaze you
Procrastinate. You can afford it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Well that leaves me bored for the meantime

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:58, Reply)

Don't say you're bored
Else I'll start one of my pointless anecdotes. IN MY ACCENT.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:59, Reply)

AAAAAAYYYYYYY, You know what, thas grace thad is!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 16:00, Reply)

That was spot on
Even on the screen I can tell you knows your onions. There's a market on Great Homer Street, so we all call it Greaty.
One of my friends wondered for years who this "Gracie" was that scousers went to visit on a Saturday morning.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Go on then, I can always read it later if necessary

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Shit, I can't think of one
I think they only spew forth when they're ill-timed and unwelcome.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Oh ffs.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 16:05, Reply)

You know I can't help it.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 16:07, Reply)

What being a Northern Monkey?
/ac
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 16:08, Reply)

I'm more than northern
I'm north-WESTERN!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 16:10, Reply)