Ooh, I've been wanting to learn German properly
Mine cooks really well and speaks very good French. Also enjoys her fair share of G&Ts and red wine. Fancy a swap?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 14:41, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Yay for drunk old women : )

( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 14:49, Reply)

Add mine too...
...and you can keep her.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 14:51, Reply)

That's a point,
I will want mine back. You can have her until I've got the hang of this German-speaking lark but no longer.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Of course.
You think I would give my own mother away?
( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Just wanted to make sure the terms of the agreement were clear -
I promise to return her in mint condition. Well, as good a condition as she was when I got her.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 14:58, Reply)

I'll check her for damage before we swap.

( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 14:59, Reply)

I'll drum up a cursory inventory,
but I'll allow for "acceptable wear and tear" on the liver...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Mine has been repaired a few years ago, (face-lift) but in quite good nick for her age.
Very good with children and small dogs.
( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 15:05, Reply)

Shame I won't be able to take advantage of such skills
Being bereft of both children and small dogs. Unless you count me trying to house-train my flatmate - perhaps she might have more luck than I am at the moment...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Affinaty?
*run*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 15:05, Reply)

*chases*
( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 15:08, Reply)