Who mentioned lesbians?
Pissing rain here today. All women should be wearing comfortable shoes on a day like this.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 8:30, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Comfortable shoes are full of win.
I often wonder if I had smaller feet if I would have batted for the other team at all.
( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 9:00, Reply)

I like to mention lesbians.
It just adds that little something extra to my day.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 9:24, Reply)

So long as they're 'porn' lesbians
and not the normal type.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 9:28, Reply)

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( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 9:31, Reply)

Well, normal lesbians
are just like normal anyone else.

It's like mentioning people who work in Tesco. It only brightens your day if it's a really fit Tesco employee who likes to strip off in the canned soup aisle.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 9:35, Reply)

We've got one of them in Stevenage

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 9:41, Reply)

A lesbian or a Tesco?

( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 9:42, Reply)

It's a lesbian tesco

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 9:43, Reply)

Tesco has it's own gay, lesbian, bi-sexual and trans-gender group.
I saw it on /links.
( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 9:44, Reply)

i prefer the lesbian aldi
cheaper and dirtier.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 9:44, Reply)

the lesbain Kwiksave smells a bit funny

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 9:45, Reply)

The lesbian waitrose looks suspiciously like it's only doing it for the money.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 9:46, Reply)

The lesbian pound shop
is the filthiest of them all.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 9:51, Reply)

This isn't just a lesbian
its an M&S lesbian.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 9:59, Reply)

Strangely that has actually got me salivating.

( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 10:00, Reply)

when you poke an M&S lesbian with a fork
all the goo inside gushes out in a slightly erotic fashion.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 10:02, Reply)

Middle-class totty
all incredibly well-dressed, in killer red heels.

Basted in red-wine gravy.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 10:02, Reply)

Clearly
your local Tesco is a bit more interesting than mine...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 9:42, Reply)

No, yours has lesbians too.
All those late middle-age women in tabbards at the till?

Screaming dykes, every single one.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 10:05, Reply)