On this day in AD 461
Pope Hilarius was consecrated.

I thought you might like to know.

Now, tell me: if you had a carrier bag full of cat-piss, what would you do with it?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 14:34, 30 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Use it to stop people seeing breast feeding women. They disgust me too much.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 14:41, Reply)

Tip the lot on Thierry Henry.
The bastard.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 14:41, Reply)

Put some glitter in it
then freeze it into penis shapes and sell it as a Twilight Edward Dildo.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 14:46, Reply)

squirt it through the letterboxes of people who own cats
I would also smother their houses in cat shit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Still having cat problems?
Find their homes and plant catnip in theirs and their neighbours gardens. Cats will be too stoned to come to yours.

Edit: Nice sig. Just noticed it.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 14:47, Reply)

this is a good idea

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Citrus peel can prevent cat incursions

when spread around your perimeter.

Or I've herad that you can buy Lion poo which freaks them out.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 14:49, Reply)

Doesn't work on my cat
Tin foil can be a good deterrent. Mostly keeps him away from ym Christmas tree. They don't like walking on it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Cats are mental
What's wrong with tin foil!!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 14:59, Reply)

I have no idea
They do a weird little dance if they accidentally stand on it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 15:02, Reply)

I'm glad your mums christmas tree is okay
but what about yours?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Gwan fuck off, Al!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 15:07, Reply)

citrus didn't work
nor did mothballs.

tin foil on sticks kept them out of my bay tree pot, but won't keep them off the grass

I need to make it harder for them to get in really.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 14:59, Reply)

landmines

My mates eccentric grandad had a mole problem so filled his garden with rolls of barbed wire. It looked like the Somme but with fuschias.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 14:59, Reply)

might spoil my lawn

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Electric fences.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 15:00, Reply)

I like this

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 19 Nov 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Pour it over a tramp

to hide the smell of tramp piss
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 14:48, Reply)

Pour it over new text books
New text books always smell of cat piss anyway.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Actually...
... my cat did piss on a book I was supposed to be reviewing.


My cat is very astute.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 14:59, Reply)

It probably thought another cat had been pissing on your books

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 15:01, Reply)

No.
I think he's just a secret legal scholar, and knows a terrible book when he sees it.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 15:02, Reply)

My parents cat is a barrister
He has a little wig and some robes.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 15:07, Reply)

My cat's Noel Coward

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 15:08, Reply)

My cat'll see your cat in court!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 15:10, Reply)

My cat'll see your cat
with restricted colour vision!
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 15:54, Reply)

My cat will see your cat
and raise lots of kittens (he's like that).
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:07, Reply)

I'd put it into a giant syringe
and pump it into the veins of Bowie.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:35, Reply)