Would you look after my cat for a couple of days?
You can stay as long as you like but I'll be gone from Christmas Eve night until Boxing Day morning.

On Boxing day I make roast dinner and lots of cakes and treats.
For later I do a lovely cheeseboard and cold meats and olives and crackers and biscuits and port, and vino and Baileys and cava and Cherry B.

My spare room is very comfortable, with a double four-poster, tv etc etc.

EDIT: You must agree to watch the On The Buses film trilogy with me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:12, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Do you have a dog? Could you replace the cat with a dog, would that be ok?
Is there anything you want me to bring?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:15, Reply)

I got the muppets christmas carrol on DVD.
We'ld have to watch that one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:17, Reply)

I could make him look like a dog, maybe using a doggy mask.
If not, just keep out of his way and the landlady will look after him.
At Christmas I like to watch the Muppets Christmas Carol, Gremlins, It's a Wonderful Life, and It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:21, Reply)

see i watched gremlins the other day while putting up my tree
and what i dont get is why the fuck billy and his olds dont flip out when presented with this new species. i mean, if someone gave me a mogwai id be like...woah. but they only get wigged out when they turn into gremlins.

it harshes my buzz man.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:24, Reply)

Maybe they didn't want all the media attention they'd get if they sought advice.
Fucked up there didn't they!
My tree doesn't go up until December.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:26, Reply)

fuck all that mine went up last week
its a bit good ive got presents underneath it and everything AND peppermint candy canes im using as a last resort if im drunk and out of food
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:27, Reply)

Racist, innit.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:26, Reply)

cunts

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:27, Reply)