Beat up a tramp
Get one that looks a bit tipsy already and boot them in the head as hard as you can, makes them woozy then you have time to get a few punches in and then it's basically all over bar the cleaning up.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:50, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

nah mate i live in essex now, not london
round here, i am the tramp
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:51, Reply)

in that case
watch out for fourteen year olds with a booze hungry look in their eyes.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:53, Reply)

Especially if they've got ginger hair
and are quite hot, even with a moustache.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:53, Reply)

none of those round here
i think i might have to crack on with the back up booze :((((((
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Tip:
A little absinthe with good amount of lemonade, and maybe some sugar.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:08, Reply)

im totally going to try the sugar
danke schön mein herr
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:09, Reply)