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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I wouldLearn the dark arts so I could raise Jade Goody from the grave.
Then I would systematically kill her to death over and over again with every kitchen implement available. I'd shove icing up her nostrils using an icing bag, and stuff kitchen roll down her throat so she couldn't breathe. Then I'd resurrect her and beat her to death by slamming her head in the oven door repeatedly.
And probably several others.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 13:26,
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now this I like! You'd need plenty of icing though, I suspect, as if you squirted it up her nostrils it would just go into filling the vast empty space of her cranium.
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