Home Sweet Home

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 19:36, 36 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Evening Spazzmo ;-)
We are slowly emptying these pesky boxes...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 19:42, Reply)

Evening b69
You may just find that some boxes just never empty no matter how long you've been in the house.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 19:44, Reply)

That is my fear.
I just want an end to this chaos.
The house is like some kind of example of entropy in action.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 19:49, Reply)

Perhaps you could fill your house with tea
and let the resulting Brownian motion carry your boxes around using another form of entropy.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 19:59, Reply)

I think that's a damned fine idea...
Especially considering the non-flammable nature of tea ;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:14, Reply)

And you can leave the tea there permanently and you can re-arrange the furniture 'till your heart's content.
And even have a tea-waterfall on your staircase.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:20, Reply)

I can get JP to fabricate a special "tea-flange" so I can run the waterfall off a standard impellar.
I'll need to mastic up the letter box.
And install a rope-ladder from our bedroom window.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:31, Reply)

hur hur hur, you said flange...

( Maladicta, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:35, Reply)

SniggerSnigger ;-)
Snigger
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:43, Reply)

hurhurhurhurhur
Now I want to watch Beavis and Butthead.
( Maladicta, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:52, Reply)

And in one post, you have summarised my hatred of moving.

( Maladicta, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:20, Reply)

^ This.
I've been in my flat 18 months and have kept the same box of Mal's Uni Crap™ in the spare bedroom ever since moving in.
( Maladicta, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 19:50, Reply)

With me
it's been 14 years since graduation, and some of my uni-crap still hasn't left it's post-graduation box.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 19:56, Reply)

Nearly two for me, unfathomably.
Which reminds me, don't have a fucking clue where my diploma is these days.
( Maladicta, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:01, Reply)

I hope you're careful with the matches around those boxes.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 7:13, Reply)

A hoy hoy
It's my birthday next Monday and I've got the day off work. What should I do?
( Maladicta, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 19:42, Reply)

I've always thought that it's better to have the day off the following day instead.
So you don't have a birthday hangover.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 19:45, Reply)

I may suggest this to my performance manager tomorrow
since I've got 10 days' leave to use or lose before New Year... then I can have more mulled wine!
( Maladicta, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 19:50, Reply)

Evening Maladelica
How about baking the biggest birthday-cake in the world ever - complete with the largest candle you can find.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 19:46, Reply)

I like this idea...
just probably don't have a big enough tin!
( Maladicta, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 19:51, Reply)

Buy a brand-new metal dustbin and an angle-grinder.
DIY cake tin!
Did you get that socket fettled yet?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 19:59, Reply)

Not just yet... am looking at it right now.
The artist formerly known as my flatmate is coming over on Saturday to celebrate my birthday a bit early so I may get him to do it (he used to be a caretaker).

I may well do that, too :D then I'll have enough cake to see me through till the new year and not need Christmas dinner.
( Maladicta, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:02, Reply)

Hi Dicta
I would suggest that you celebrate your birthday on Saturday with a bash in London!

If not, then I don't know what.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:02, Reply)

I want to do a bash thingy at some point soon
but my Saturday is already booked :( woe.
( Maladicta, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:10, Reply)

Oh Woe indeed
Well you could always come to Clendrix and Kaol's bash on the 19th of December.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:11, Reply)

I shall pencil it in.
I have a horrible feeling I may have a maternal visitation before the festive season and my mother is not b3ta material...
( Maladicta, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:18, Reply)

Oh yes they are
Mothers are always B3ta material.

;)
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:24, Reply)

This one isn't... she doesn't understand a lot of it.
And she knows even less about the non-parent-friendly parts of my life... she'd disown me.
( Maladicta, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:29, Reply)

To be honest
I wish mine would disown me, it'd save an awful lot of pain and suffering.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:36, Reply)

She's alright when she's not fussing over me.
I just wish she'd kick my father out, he's a waster and he's horrible to her.
( Maladicta, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:37, Reply)

There is a cure for that
A knife to the heart. Him, not her.

But honestly mothers are meant to fuss, I bet she's lovely.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:45, Reply)

She is but there's a limit to how much fussing I can take ;)
and I agree with you about the knife... the man is a useless husband and a worse father!
( Maladicta, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:49, Reply)

Yup
Too much fussing is bad for the health. I hate men like that, I bet he thinks that everything should be done for him, just like mine does.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:56, Reply)

Well, he can't cook, thinks carrying an umbrella makes you gay
and begrudges her the petrol to visit her dying mother, 45 minutes' drive away, once a week. Oh, and he disowned me for living in England with an Englishman to whom I was not married.
( Maladicta, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:59, Reply)

That sounds like a very similar person
The older generation really do have some very strange ideas indeed. I just can't fathom them out sometimes.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 21:13, Reply)

Me neither, dude.
He was always OK to be around till I got old enough to have my own ideas and opinions...
( Maladicta, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 21:28, Reply)