I just imagined that Blaireau69's new house burnt down
but while it was burning, he was off noncing around town trying to scrape enough money to get a bottle of vodka, but his wife thought he was "working late at the office" because he didn't want her to know he had fallen off the wagon.

Which is unfortunate because just before the house was burning down two pigs had broken and were busy eating his wife and child, and it was the careless actions of the aformentioned pigs that caused the house to burn down.

And to add insult to injury, once it had burnt down Amorous Badger was walking past and decided to dance a merry jig on the ashes.

That made me laugh.

Go on, gaz the mods.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:03, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I nonce all day

Yes.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:05, Reply)

Don't reply
gaz the mods! Tell them what a horrific cunt I am and what I said is somehow innapropriate to this website.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:09, Reply)

I'm far more of a massive cunt than you and you damn well know it
EVERYTHING THAT I SAY is inappropriate to this website.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:11, Reply)

to this website
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:15, Reply)

OMG you totally did a strikethrough on me
That's blatant censorship and I just won't stand for it. Totally gazzing the mods right now.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:16, Reply)

Gaz away
I've disconnected your gaz mechanism from the internet. It will now just give you a mild sense of euphoria.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:17, Reply)

Totally works for me :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:19, Reply)

Splendid
how's it going?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:24, Reply)

Not bad at all thanks
Just eating some tasty tasty food and watching a film :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:31, Reply)

good stuff

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:39, Reply)