Looks down
Both boobs present and correct

I've had a lovely day playing with the Yorkie puppy owned by one of the receptionists who was in for her first vaccs. It's been so busy at work lately that we've not had time to catch up on every day things, so it was nice to have a quiet day for once. Probably wont happen again until January since we're fully booked every day until after Christmas, but you never know!

My question for the teeny tiny people who live inside my computer...what's made you smile/laugh or even titter like a total girl today? Mine's in replies
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 19:52, 45 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 19:52, Reply)

hee hee :)
That's way better than the packet of carrotes I opened yesterday that said "suitable for vegetarians".

edit/ OMG I have boobs in my user name!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:01, Reply)

I keep my boobs in my profile to remind me that it's all just pixels on a screen
what's carotte?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:04, Reply)

fucksocks, I meant carrots.

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:07, Reply)

Are you sure they weren't carrots
that Blaireau69 had packaged? He does like to add superfluous "E"s and occasionally "H"s.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:08, Reply)

EH?

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:10, Reply)

Ahh I see. I wasn't sure if they were a newly GM carrot that's being hailed as the latest super food

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:10, Reply)

They were
truley a full complement of carrots you fuckw(h)it
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:12, Reply)

Your w(h)it astounds me Al
Seriously though, pre packaged carrots? I didn't know you could get such things oop north ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:15, Reply)

Oh, aye.
You'd be surprised at what we can get up north. We even have houses now. Living in caves is sooooo 2003.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:37, Reply)

ORLY?
I'm actually trying to remember the last time I went up north...well further than Leamington Spa. Does York count as North?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:57, Reply)

Yes.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:58, Reply)

Then the travelodge at York is a dank misery pit of cold northern despair

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:59, Reply)

York itself is lovely though.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 22:28, Reply)

Nah, I forgot how to type innit,
been without pooter for a few wooks weeks.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:14, Reply)

Wondered why you weren't about as much
Good to have you back lovely :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:17, Reply)

I just imagined that Blaireau69's new house burnt down
but while it was burning, he was off noncing around town trying to scrape enough money to get a bottle of vodka, but his wife thought he was "working late at the office" because he didn't want her to know he had fallen off the wagon.

Which is unfortunate because just before the house was burning down two pigs had broken and were busy eating his wife and child, and it was the careless actions of the aformentioned pigs that caused the house to burn down.

And to add insult to injury, once it had burnt down Amorous Badger was walking past and decided to dance a merry jig on the ashes.

That made me laugh.

Go on, gaz the mods.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:03, Reply)

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I nonce all day

Yes.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:05, Reply)

Don't reply
gaz the mods! Tell them what a horrific cunt I am and what I said is somehow innapropriate to this website.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:09, Reply)

I'm far more of a massive cunt than you and you damn well know it
EVERYTHING THAT I SAY is inappropriate to this website.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:11, Reply)

to this website
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:15, Reply)

OMG you totally did a strikethrough on me
That's blatant censorship and I just won't stand for it. Totally gazzing the mods right now.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:16, Reply)

Gaz away
I've disconnected your gaz mechanism from the internet. It will now just give you a mild sense of euphoria.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:17, Reply)

Totally works for me :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:19, Reply)

Splendid
how's it going?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:24, Reply)

Not bad at all thanks
Just eating some tasty tasty food and watching a film :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:31, Reply)

good stuff

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:39, Reply)

In answer to the question.
Absolutely fuck all. Although I'm smiling on the inside at the prospect of a long train journey on Saturday coupled with the thought of overpriced sandwiches and weekend car parking.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:36, Reply)

Are you driving or getting the train?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:58, Reply)

Train
But overnight parking is something like £14 at Newcastle. Would get the local commuter service into Newcastle, but there are no trains that stop at the local station after we get back on Sunday. And the bus takes an hour.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 21:03, Reply)

Would it be cheaper to cab it to Newcastle and back?
*feels guilty all of a sudden*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 21:08, Reply)

Nah
That would cost about £60 in total. I can live with the £14 parking charge if it means getting home on Sunday at a reasonable hour...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 22:07, Reply)

Christ, you really do live out in the sticks!
*mutters about Northern sticks*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 23:02, Reply)

Not really
It's just that the bus service takes in every fucking estate in our town, before winding its convoluted path to the big city.

I used to live just 10 minutes down the road in the next town, and the bus took 20 minutes.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 23:08, Reply)

STICKS I tell you STICKS!

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 23:11, Reply)

Yes, but full of character!
Just ask clendrix; she'll tell you :)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 23:14, Reply)

I told my class off
for kissing each other as it's dirty and not nice at all.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:53, Reply)

Are they French?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:55, Reply)

You're nothing like the teacher in the films I tend to watch.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 21:02, Reply)

Well!
There's a possibility, and only a possibility mind, that there might be a dog joining chez tights soon. That is if it fails its doggy exams. It's already failed at being a guide dog, and if it fails at being a police dog then it's ours! FAIL DOG!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 22:37, Reply)

This seems appropriate.
Will it be betighted?
( thealternativefact, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 22:40, Reply)

Pervert.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 22:43, Reply)

But they're so soft and silky.
:(
( thealternativefact, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 22:49, Reply)

Pervert.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 23:09, Reply)

Oh man I'm really gonna laugh if you get your dog before Gonz does

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 23:04, Reply)