My dad got stung by one of those huge cyprus bees, half an hour later, he was dead, 10 minuites after that the news was posted on a website of mine, an hour after that I found out about the whole thing.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:26, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

GO GO SOCIAL NETWORKS !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:27, Reply)

Is that true?
My aunty is allergic to wasps. She keeps getting stung but not dying. Anyone else would be dead by now. A nice person.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Yup, I wasn't there, but that's what I hear.
There are a couple of stories about what exactly happened, but that one seems to be the most consistant. The website stuff is all 100% true, properly fucked me up, the site took me 2 years to make (it was an on-going project), and I can't look at it now, but can't take it down eaither. I just make sure it's running.

It set off his second heart-attack, and as he was in cyprus, the ambulance took 2 hours to arrive.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Still, he managed to see his dreams come true out there, for the most part.
Not everything, but his olive trees and the opening of a good friend's shop.

It's a shame that some bastard cut the trees down two months later.

They named a street after him.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Oh god sorry for being flippant
I'm not sorry for wishing the wasps would do for my aunty though. On predictive text, aunty is cunty
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:58, Reply)

Heh, didn't even notice you being flippent =)
They're fucking huge, they're only found in north cyprus (as far as I can tell), about the size of a thumb with two body-sections.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 11:07, Reply)