Jackie Chan - Jumping The Shark..
Dear Jackie,

Once - you were the leading light in keeping the traditional Kung Fu movie alive during the 1980s - with your stupidly dangerous stunts and comical bloopers at the end of every film.

But tonight I found this: www.apple.com/trailers/lions_gate/spynextdoor/large.html

Holy Shuddering Fuck! What the hell were you thinking when you signed up for this... but then it hit me - Kindergarten Cop, The Pacifier - these are the films 'action guys' make when the just can't be arsed anymore.

Jackie Chan... shame on you!

I must have missed some godawful cheap d*sney-style action movies - anyone else deserve a 'shame on you'?
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:41, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*cries*
The Chan cannot have jumped the shark. I don't even want to think about it.

*curls up in the corner clutching her copy of Legend of the Drunken Master*
( Maladicta, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:12, Reply)

I deserve a 'shame on you'
Mainly because I laughed when I saw my facebook saying
"Cumbria floods 2009: 7 mateys be sailin' with pride"
( Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:27, Reply)

Pirate Facebook FTW!

( Maladicta, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 2:05, Reply)

Worst part about it is that I've gotten so used to it. If I put it back into normal english, I get confused.
( Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 2:39, Reply)

Hmm
Not good.

Although I'll be one of the rare ones, and say that The Pacifier is actually pretty damn funny!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 8:41, Reply)

Didn't he already lose all credibility with The Tuxedo?!
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 9:56, Reply)