OMG!
You totally need to be banned!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 14:33, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

unless you show us your breasts

( djtrialprice, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 14:53, Reply)

there would be laughter then, yes.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 15:01, Reply)

let's come to a compromise
just show me your breasts
( djtrialprice, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 15:02, Reply)

She can't, unfortunately
She unscrews them everyday and puts them in a box before she goes out. Catface is standing guard over them as we speak, and will happyslap anyone who tries to take a sneaky peak at them.

Or possibly spray on them.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 15:20, Reply)

I use my breasts for good, not evil.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 15:55, Reply)

why would showing me yours be evil
You'll be helping me stay off the national register, a good cause surely?
( djtrialprice, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 16:06, Reply)

loss of vision.
Blinded by the dazzling white flesh.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 16:24, Reply)