if you'd ever read Giles' leaked rant to a sub editor
you wouldn't like him any more, I promise.

A more pompous helmet you will struggle to find, anywhere.


EDIT: now's your chance: www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/jul/23/mediamonkey
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:01, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

No you're right I'd forgotten about that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:03, Reply)

what a cunt
'3) And worst of all. Dumbest, deafest, shittest of all, you have removed the unstressed 'a' so that the stress that should have fallen on "nosh" is lost, and my piece ends on an unstressed syllable. When you're winding up a piece of prose, metre is crucial. Can't you hear? Can't you hear that it is wrong? It's not fucking rocket science. It's fucking pre-GCSE scansion. I have written 350 restaurant reviews for The Times and i have never ended on an unstressed syllable. Fuck. fuck, fuck, fuck.'


Do know what else isn't 'fucking rocket science', you blithering imbecile? Knowing the appropriate spelling of 'meter' when talking about language. FAIL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:07, Reply)

what a penis
I'd still bang Victoria though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:08, Reply)

Me too
and I'd phone Giles halfway through, just to upset him, shouting 'IT'S NOT FUCKING ROCKET SCIENCE, I'M FUCKING YOUR SISTER UP THE FUCKING ARSE'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:13, Reply)

you've made me laugh several times today already
you monumental twat. my nearest colleague already thinks I'm mental.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:14, Reply)

I aim to please *bows*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:16, Reply)

Haha ha ha ha

Perhaps she could explain to you the origins of the word bugger during.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Good use of the word 'helmet.'

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:07, Reply)