There's a Tulip in Cornwall near where I live
They supply bacon to loads of places including Harrods. They do their best to make it look Cornish when in fact its a Danish company and all the bacon originates from Denmark.

Most of my mates have worked there at some point or another and some still do. Its fucking horrible.
( Peej, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:35, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

It's funny when jobs are created for local poor people!
A sausage-plants would be ace, though. Would you have to water it with lard and ketchup?
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:00, Reply)

Lard and brown sauce you mean

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Pffft!
Fool.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:06, Reply)

Brown sauce is for sausages and sausage rolls

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:09, Reply)

Wrong wrong wrong
Brown for bacon
Ketchup for sausage
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:47, Reply)

ketchup is only for hotdogs sausages
Proper grown-up sausages need braaahn sauce.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:51, Reply)

He's right you know...
It's in Debrett's.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:52, Reply)

He's wrong because bacon needs no accompaniment

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:58, Reply)

Heretic!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:58, Reply)