Alreet?
I have waitrose reduced duck spring rolls. They are mightily - surprisingly so - fucking tasty.
(berk, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:44, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Alreet Berk of the borked
Have yet to decide what to nom this evening. Usually, the decision isn't made until I actually grab something.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:53, Reply)

Yer.
Normally I come in and mooch around in the kitchen for a bit til I decide, but I happened to be passing and they happened to be reduced. I may now go and have some ice cream.

vegetables? what vegetables?
(berk, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:56, Reply)

WIth me, my feeding times are a bit random
but on the plus side, my living room is also my kitchen (and bedroom too), so I can just decide what to have and when on the spot.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:09, Reply)

My kitchen is
[--------------------------------------------------------------------------------- this far from the lounge, so I have the best of both worlds. It means I can cook and b3ta at once!
( Maladicta, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:12, Reply)

So does your flat experience spatial warping according to the different monitor sizes/resolutions people use on their monitors?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:19, Reply)

It sort of does.
I was wondering how many dots I'd need but that looks about right :)
( Maladicta, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:21, Reply)

Are these those cartoon dots that create a hole whenever they're laid down?

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:34, Reply)

Or placed on a wall
that has train tracks leading up to it
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:40, Reply)

High speed shiny train lines,
no less!
( Maladicta, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:47, Reply)

Polished at great speed
by the little three-legged elves that live in the cartoon holes.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:07, Reply)

You're not meant to know about them!
Who told you? Who?
( Maladicta, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:20, Reply)

I placed one on the side of a mountain
and the tunnel was so long it gave plenty of scope for moving sideways and hence discovering the hidden civilisation of elves that maintain the cartoon holes and their unique laws of physics.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:28, Reply)

Eh, force majeure then.
I don't have to dob you in.
( Maladicta, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:29, Reply)

Seriously, ASDA's "10 for £1" ones are amazing with a bit of sweetchili'n'mayo.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:32, Reply)