Home Sweet Home

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:37, 64 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Alreet?
I have waitrose reduced duck spring rolls. They are mightily - surprisingly so - fucking tasty.
(berk, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:44, Reply)

Alreet Berk of the borked
Have yet to decide what to nom this evening. Usually, the decision isn't made until I actually grab something.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:53, Reply)

Yer.
Normally I come in and mooch around in the kitchen for a bit til I decide, but I happened to be passing and they happened to be reduced. I may now go and have some ice cream.

vegetables? what vegetables?
(berk, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:56, Reply)

WIth me, my feeding times are a bit random
but on the plus side, my living room is also my kitchen (and bedroom too), so I can just decide what to have and when on the spot.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:09, Reply)

My kitchen is
[--------------------------------------------------------------------------------- this far from the lounge, so I have the best of both worlds. It means I can cook and b3ta at once!
( Maladicta, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:12, Reply)

So does your flat experience spatial warping according to the different monitor sizes/resolutions people use on their monitors?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:19, Reply)

It sort of does.
I was wondering how many dots I'd need but that looks about right :)
( Maladicta, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:21, Reply)

Are these those cartoon dots that create a hole whenever they're laid down?

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:34, Reply)

Or placed on a wall
that has train tracks leading up to it
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:40, Reply)

High speed shiny train lines,
no less!
( Maladicta, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:47, Reply)

Polished at great speed
by the little three-legged elves that live in the cartoon holes.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:07, Reply)

You're not meant to know about them!
Who told you? Who?
( Maladicta, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:20, Reply)

I placed one on the side of a mountain
and the tunnel was so long it gave plenty of scope for moving sideways and hence discovering the hidden civilisation of elves that maintain the cartoon holes and their unique laws of physics.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:28, Reply)

Eh, force majeure then.
I don't have to dob you in.
( Maladicta, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:29, Reply)

Seriously, ASDA's "10 for £1" ones are amazing with a bit of sweetchili'n'mayo.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:32, Reply)

A hoy hoy
I'm so fucking tired... catnaps are not always the best idea. Feelng a bit shit.

On the good side, I passed the first stage of recruitment for the promotion and a friend who also got it is selfless enough to suggest I eliminate the competition by tying him up and locking him in a cupboard just before his interview.
( Maladicta, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:56, Reply)

Evening Maladelica
Have you tried drinking a non-sugary caffeinated drink just before you catnap. Apparently, you can wake up in half an hour.

Oh, and congrats on passing the first stage. BTW I suspect your colleague was just flirting with you and not being serious. Had he been serious, he would have suggested you swallow the key.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:01, Reply)

There are no non-sugary caffeinated drinks here :(
I'm ashamed to say the catnap is normally my instinctive reaction to a cold house in the winter - get home from work, curl under the duvet and fall asleep once warm.

I reckon he was just flirting - he also wants me to get the job over him and is willing to endure being kidnapped to help my cause. Bless.
( Maladicta, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:13, Reply)

Back when I lived in a place with a gas fire, I'd just turn it on full blast whenever I got back. After cycling back in the cold and wet, it's just what I need.

If you want, I could help out with the kidnapping by transporting the cupboard somewhere random.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:37, Reply)

mm
I'm putting mine on, but that's only cause I need to dry some clothes.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:38, Reply)

To Mexico!
My heating is shit - I have storage heaters in each room and they never get the place hot enough. I'm currently wrapped in a blanket and sitting with a hot water bottle on my back...
( Maladicta, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:44, Reply)

My current place has central heating
But I'm at the mercy of my landlady to decide when it should be turned on. So my flat alternates between freezing and boiling.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:49, Reply)

Is she a benevolent landlady,
or a dragon, like my concierge in Switzerland? You may end up doing the this is my island in de sun, oi oi dance from Muppet Christmas Carol if it's the latter.
( Maladicta, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:51, Reply)

She seems benevolent
as long as she doesn't turn up the volume of her kids too often (they live next door to me).
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:01, Reply)

The only volume for some children
is MUTE, after all.
( Maladicta, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:13, Reply)

Im knackerd meself,
just got off the wii fit
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:37, Reply)

Now that would be a way to keep warm. I've got the oven on now to cook dinner
and the warm air wafts pleasingly when I open the door...
( Maladicta, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:46, Reply)

I hope you die soon.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:59, Reply)

Define "soon."

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:02, Reply)

I hope you find the time to suck on my cock soon
You will, naturally, have to rummage around in my fat rolls. Any sausages you find should be passed up for immediate scoffing.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:29, Reply)

And so the world turns
Gary Numan and Little Boots are collaborating for 6Music.

I was into Gary Numan 30 years ago. I'm into Little Boots now.

Am I old, or timeless?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:02, Reply)

Evening TD
You probably have one of those cartoon holes mentioned above applied somewhere to your head, but placed in the temporal dimension instead.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:06, Reply)

You're probably right
But I get confused by metaphysical stuff.

History. Politics. I'm on solid ground.

Metaphysics. Best left to them metaphysical experts, I reckon.

Rum buggers, them metaphysicists.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:11, Reply)

I don't even know who Little Boots is.
I was ashamed enough to find I like a Katy Perry song last night!
( Maladicta, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:10, Reply)

Look her up
I'm liking but I do like a lot of odd stuff.

My username comes from XTC.

My current signature comes from The Dead Kennedys.

Right now I'm listening to The Raveonettes.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:39, Reply)

You may like my new love, God Help The Girl.
Especially the title track. Just... delightful.
( Maladicta, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:40, Reply)

Ellie Goulding is touring with Little Boots oh man I want to see her so bad

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:37, Reply)

oh man, turkey coma
I feel it coming on

bloody thansgiving
alright everyone
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:36, Reply)

Hey hey hey!
Happy Thanksgiving - regardless of what it stands for....

It's a HOLIDAY for you!
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:41, Reply)

hells to the mother fuckin yea dawg
day off and everything
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:45, Reply)

Fuckin' Topper!
Days off - smack the ass off dem repressive pilgrim crew an' git down wit de liberated homies.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:49, Reply)

Alright Kristine
Is this an Indian recipe or is work tiring you to the point of feeling like a turkey in an unconscious state?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:41, Reply)

turkey, ya know, it makes you sleepy

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:46, Reply)

You could finally enter the world of curries
and make a Turkey Korma with the leftovers.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:53, Reply)

I entered it a long time ago
just haven't made my own yet

plus it's my mum's turkey

and I don't want anymore
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:57, Reply)

Turkey is fucking foul.
I'm sure your mum's is lovely, but I can't stand the stuff.
( Maladicta, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:07, Reply)

alright kristine

( Maladicta, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:41, Reply)

alright Malalalalaladicktater
hear anything about the job app?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:46, Reply)

I've passed the first stage, and got an interview.
Now I just need to eliminate the competition *cocks sniper rifle*
( Maladicta, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:47, Reply)

good plan

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:49, Reply)

A friend of mine also got it, but would rather I get the job.
I'm allowed to kidnap him so he cannot attend his interview!
( Maladicta, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:51, Reply)

*ruffles snipers cock*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:36, Reply)

He likes that.

( Maladicta, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:39, Reply)

Oh yeah
pull my trigger baby
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:43, Reply)

I fucking hate sewing.
I bought this gorgeous coat in Camden in the summer, and it's lost three buttons in as many days. I'm having to take some off the sleeves to make it look good again.
( Maladicta, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:42, Reply)

Evening
I had chicken balti and roast parsnips, as they were the two things closest to expiring in the fridge. Worked surprisingly well.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:21, Reply)

Hm... I like both individually, but together? Interesting.
Also, I has a band for you :D
( Maladicta, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:25, Reply)

Would it be God Help the Girl?
I'm psychic you see
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:36, Reply)

Buggerination, I forgot I put it on facebook.
You like? I like.

/borat
( Maladicta, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:38, Reply)

It's on my backburner
I may well end up getting the album.

You'd undoubtedly like Sophe Lux, Jesca Hoop and Ingrid "I went to her gig this week" Michaelson. Just me, two elderly lesbians, and 150 teenage girls.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:41, Reply)

Sounds like a winner of a gig!
I stumbled across them from something else on LiveJournal a very intelligent and highbrow site and fell in love with the title track...

I shall attack the torrents, although I get paid in 1 hour and 17 minutes!
( Maladicta, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:44, Reply)

I made a nest out of the parsnips and put the curry inside
It was very nice. I did end up eating "serves 2" of parsnips but what the hey.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:59, Reply)

Mmmm. I shall have some curry this weekend.
The artist formerly known as Flatmate is spending Saturday with me and has suggested pizza. It's my birthday and I say I want curry!
( Maladicta, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:08, Reply)

Then curry you should have
Delivery means drinking your own booze hence cheaper...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:21, Reply)