Back when I lived in a place with a gas fire, I'd just turn it on full blast whenever I got back. After cycling back in the cold and wet, it's just what I need.

If you want, I could help out with the kidnapping by transporting the cupboard somewhere random.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:37, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

mm
I'm putting mine on, but that's only cause I need to dry some clothes.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:38, Reply)

To Mexico!
My heating is shit - I have storage heaters in each room and they never get the place hot enough. I'm currently wrapped in a blanket and sitting with a hot water bottle on my back...
( Maladicta, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:44, Reply)

My current place has central heating
But I'm at the mercy of my landlady to decide when it should be turned on. So my flat alternates between freezing and boiling.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:49, Reply)

Is she a benevolent landlady,
or a dragon, like my concierge in Switzerland? You may end up doing the this is my island in de sun, oi oi dance from Muppet Christmas Carol if it's the latter.
( Maladicta, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:51, Reply)

She seems benevolent
as long as she doesn't turn up the volume of her kids too often (they live next door to me).
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:01, Reply)

The only volume for some children
is MUTE, after all.
( Maladicta, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:13, Reply)