Friday I went to the pretentious MK alternative night, got hammered.
Had to look after my housemates girlfriend while she puked up in my toilet.

Saturday, hungover, emptied the fridge of food and booze during the afternoon, then went up to Leicester for a house party.

Sunday, I cooked a roast for a couple of mates.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

why wasn't your housemate looking after his girlfriend?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:26, Reply)

He's in Afghanistan.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:27, Reply)

that's about as good an excuse as you can get

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:28, Reply)

Oh and I forgot, I recieved agressivly sexual messages from a girl I went to school with at 3am on sunday morning.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:59, Reply)

sounds lovely
had you seen her recently?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:10, Reply)

bumped into her about 3 weeks ago, before that not for about 3-4 years.
I have a feeling she was drunk, and the messages probably weren't for me.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:13, Reply)

pretty weird if that is not the case
I was doing some mild stalkbooking the other day, and noticed (via Flim-flam's friends) that you seem to have an unusual name. Is it pronounced in an unusual way or is it an unusual spelling of a name with which I am more familiar?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:15, Reply)

yes there's not much you can say when someone sends you "jack yourself off and eat it, bitch" while you're asleep.
Rory is fine, traditional Irish pronunciation is a bit like brewery without the b.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:17, Reply)

haha, you'd expect there to be some kind of build up to that
that's pretty much as I thought.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Eeeee that's fucking vile hahah
I thought the same thing about your name on Flim's Faceache, but I didn't know it was you.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:32, Reply)

why haven't you befriended me huh?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:35, Reply)

Are you the big one with the intimidating stare?
I thought it was you.
I'll add you then, you crying little fucker!

Anyone else while I'm there???
*tuts*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:40, Reply)

I'm the one with the guitar

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:42, Reply)

yeah, that's the one
he looks like he stands on kids' toys
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:43, Reply)

One for your sig there ,Vip.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:44, Reply)

too right

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:46, Reply)

actually doing that?
or metaphorically?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:45, Reply)

Both son

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:47, Reply)

very astute of you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:50, Reply)

very hirsute of you

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:53, Reply)

*trigger fingers*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:54, Reply)

Me!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:45, Reply)

I dunno which one you are
Are you the fat woman dressed as a maypole?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:47, Reply)

Not unless she's got a beard
Then maybe.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:49, Reply)

There isn't a beard filter on the friends search

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:53, Reply)

shocking lapse
I will be taking facebook to task about that
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:54, Reply)

^^ this

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 12:10, Reply)

What were you doing going to school at 3am on a Sunday?
Catholic Ninja School?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:48, Reply)