By all means
we can have a fat line, then you can watch me Stanley-knifing Bowie's priceless art collection.

I'VE ALREADY SAID TOO MUCH
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:28, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

By all means, go ahead and destroy wonderful works of art because of your hatred of the man's music.
Can't you just wee in his pint.
( girlinthehole, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:31, Reply)

you have no idea how a man's mind works do you?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Why do you think I'm single.

( girlinthehole, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:34, Reply)

If you knew...
...what went on in a man's head you'd be a lesbian.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Tried it and felt I wasn't being degraded enough.

( girlinthehole, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:39, Reply)

Would it have helped...
..if she was drunk and farted?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:41, Reply)

No but perhaps telling me and the world how wonderful I was and then dumping me would have worked.

( girlinthehole, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Erm...
...I am not sure if I should offer you a hug or degrade you.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:53, Reply)

Sokay : )
I just lay on the bitterness for affect.
( girlinthehole, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:55, Reply)

No problem
I was just pretending to care to get in your pants.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:02, Reply)

you need to understand a man's need for proper, completely out of proportion revenge

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:35, Reply)

I want to BREAK HIS SPIRIT
He looks like he'd probably enjoy a bit of piss in his pint, the rotter.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:37, Reply)

Very Clockwork Orange!
Can I pour lemon in his eyes for whilst singing The Laughing Gnome?

Or if you fancy a Helter-Skelter style ride we can find out where Bono lives and make a weekend of it.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:33, Reply)

I'll join you for that leg
I've got a selection of different sized hammers with his name on them
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Like your thinking
No-one's ever managed to top Charlie Manson...UNTIL NOW.

*rents movie ranch*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Manson was a lightweight.

We are going for the platinum A-list of musical asshole-ism never mind celeb wives and Mexican housekeepers.

And I can sing better than him.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:39, Reply)

So can my nan.
EDIT sorry, thought we were back on Bowie again. My nan's nowhere near as good at singing as Charlie Manson.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:40, Reply)

Bring her...
...she can drive the getaway car and be our very own 'Squeeky Fromme'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:42, Reply)

this is going to be GREAT
In time, the world will thank us for what we have done.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:43, Reply)

One thing...
...no swastika tattoos. We are not animals.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:47, Reply)

Freedom fighters, please

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:58, Reply)

on the subject of manson
you can follow him on twitter and ask him questions and shit. he posts from prison. www.twitter.com/heltershelter. we live in weird times.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:19, Reply)