if you decide to customise a restaurant's dish
and in doing so make it shite, it's your own stupid fault and you should shut up and eat it, whilst cheese-grating your bell-end.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:36, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

And being punched in the face by the chef for fucking up his signature dish.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:38, Reply)

This is true
It was pretty crap restaurant actually, I wouldn't recommend it.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:39, Reply)

I was in Needoo's last night
Mmmmmmmmm
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:42, Reply)

It's pretty good isn't it
Lamb chops are definitely not as good as Tayyabs, but the other stuff is right tasty.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:46, Reply)

I could eat the seekh kebabs night and day
Fucking marvellous. Overall the dishes are less hot than round the corner aren't they? I'll be inclined to take my less hardcore friends there as a first choice over Tayyab's for that very reason, but given the choice, for my palate, Tayyab's still wins. An honourable second place though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Problem is
people are idiots. Just because they've got someone who is customer facing and therefore can't openly tell them they're being a twat, they think that they're correct a lot more often than they actually are.
( djtrialprice, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:40, Reply)

^ this is the most correct thing I have read in some time

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:42, Reply)