can I enquire as to whose idea this was?
I can't believe a man (a real man) actually *wants* to diet.
( djtrialprice, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:02, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It sure as hell wasn't my idea
I like chips and sweets too much! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:03, Reply)

I haven't met you but I've heard that you're well fit
PANDATRON DISENGAGE

and DiT is a well proportioned young man as well. Stop this dieting nonsense at once!
( djtrialprice, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:05, Reply)

Hahaha alrighty then
You are correct though, DiT is a well proportioned young man, I don't think he needs to diet, but he thinks he needs to cut back on a few things, so I'm assisting, sort of.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:07, Reply)

I think he needs to diet
our tummys kept slapping together and the noise was putting me off.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Awww
I would imagine that would be quite off putting.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:10, Reply)

You should know
OH NO HE DIDNT!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:11, Reply)

NO BUFFET OF DREAMS FOR YOU PAL!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:18, Reply)

But! But! But!
DiT already said I could come! I've hired the costume and everything!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:26, Reply)

Are you turning up dressed as a turkey?

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:29, Reply)

It helps me keep count of thrusts.
I can only jizz on prime numbers of thrust.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:12, Reply)

I wanted to lose weight
because wookie kept posting that photo of me and it made me sad.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:03, Reply)

that pic fills me with joy
because it looks just like you x
( djtrialprice, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:05, Reply)

Aww
there, there
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Nah you just say that you "want to diet" and that you should "do it together"
if you think your other half could stand to loose a few pounds.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Tru Dat

(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:05, Reply)

aaaaaah
so which one is the lolfatty then?
( djtrialprice, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:06, Reply)

I've met them both,
they're hideous messes of flab and sweat.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Indeed it is true
But don't listen to him ^ he looks like Jack Dee!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Jack Dee is hot 1,910,000 results
Jack Dee is ugly 77,200 results

I think I prove my point.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:10, Reply)

surely not....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:10, Reply)

*rises above the obvious mean reply*
I see.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:11, Reply)

Come on,
give me your best shot.
I can take it.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:12, Reply)

Hehe
Noooooo you'll gaz me out man, I'm going to continue being all sweet and innocent, whilst secretly taking everything down as eviden... oh shit. BALLS.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:14, Reply)

You're not sweet and innocent
I read all your posts in the voice of a screaming hate filled preacher.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:16, Reply)

PRAISE THE LAWD
BE GONE FOUL DEMON!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:17, Reply)