wild boar
WILD BOAR!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:15, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'd like to see you put that on a stick,

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:16, Reply)

I was thinking of a leg of it, Asterix-style
and then I was thinking of singing "Wild boar" to the tune of "wild boys" by Duran Duran
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:17, Reply)

Noooooooo way
I was doing that too! *fears*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:19, Reply)

would you have done that if I hadn't written it the way I did though?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:20, Reply)

Its possible
My brain is a strange place.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:23, Reply)

so it would seem....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:28, Reply)

Raarrr
Fancy stuff!

I wonder whether I could stuff sausages in a chicken and then wrap it in bacon... on a stick... with BBQ sauce...
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:16, Reply)

It's possible,
doesn't sound that nice though.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:18, Reply)

You're right... its missing something
*snaps fingers*

DUCK!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:20, Reply)

Duck and ho-sin.
The whole thing battered'n'deep-fried.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:24, Reply)

Now you're talking!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:24, Reply)

Bullshit
it sounds fucking awesome, get your butcher to bone a chicken for you (fnar) then stuff it with sausage meat, wrap with full strips of bacon and then cook. I know what I'm making next summer for our BBQ.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:25, Reply)

that does sound great
I'm gutted to have not sampled a bacon explosion...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:28, Reply)

I'll invite you to next years BBQ
I'm hoping it won't rain this time. After three years I deserve a sunny BBQ for once.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:34, Reply)

if I'm coming it will be fine

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Hurrah
Could I come to this one please, I missed out last time on the sausage fest due to working over the weekend! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:28, Reply)

Nah,
the bacon will over power the taste of the chicken and the sausage meat will be soggy.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:29, Reply)

What if I pre-cooked the sausages?
Bacon overpowers everything, that's why its TEH SHIT!

If Top Trumps did Meat cards bacon would win everything! Fact.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:30, Reply)

you're wrong
bacon doesn't overpower chicken when you wrap a single breast with it, so a whole chicken would be fine.

and the sausagemeat would be just like any sausagemeat stuffing, i.e. awesome
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:31, Reply)

He's just upset
because he's Jack Dee and he has to put a downer on everything, lets move over here and ignore him...

*side steps*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:32, Reply)

This is true

(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:34, Reply)

indeed
am I invited to your barbecue of meaty goodness? just saw the above. yay!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:35, Reply)