I'm surprised you didn't pick up on that on Saturday.
Also, from the evil ex you were trying to text:

I lied that I loved you a long time ago. You lied to me that you didn't love me so I would sleep with you. We're even.

It's never happening again, but it was his decision :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:06, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What a cunt
Tell him I think he's a cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:07, Reply)

I snapped and said something to that effect
Cried, then apologised

I'm awful
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:08, Reply)

teenage relationships
srs bsns
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:07, Reply)

It is srs bsns
5 years worth of it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:08, Reply)

fuck it,
move on, you're allowed to drink in pubs now. Go to the pub.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:08, Reply)

I need to do that.
Classics Cocktail party on Monday. I'll try and find a cute boy. And I'll be happy.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:11, Reply)

Monday?
MONDAY???
that's fucking ages away.
call yourself a student.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:12, Reply)

I'm going to Sheff tomorrow
But I don't really want to go. I might call EssayCrisis! and cancel. My tickets were only £12 after all :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:13, Reply)

The dirty cunt!
Al's right. tell him I said he's a cunt as well.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:11, Reply)

Thank you :)
I went to my friend's flat, sat in the corridor and cried for about 2 hours on Monday (when all the shit went down) Safe to say, he'd probably get lynched if any of my friends met him.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:15, Reply)

Don't cry any more though
You knew the bellend didn't love you really.
It's done :-)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:19, Reply)

Ha, plaaaaa-yah'
You should totally consilidate all your debts into one monthly affordable payment.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:20, Reply)

With a no obligation quotation?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:23, Reply)

That would just be silly.
What's the point of dedicating a whole 30 minutes of a 'self employed' law degree student at £3.60/hour (plus commission) if they're not going to be obliged by our quote?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:31, Reply)

I'm obliged to smack you in the chops
bucko...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:42, Reply)