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I've got half an hour till I leave work.
Astound me!
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:24, 148 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Jelly Tots
contain more sugar than anything else in the entire world.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:27, Reply)
what about sugar
that is 100% sugar
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:29, Reply)
Jelly Tots are like the Louie Walsh of sugar
1 Million percent sugar.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:36, Reply)
ah, that explains it
it's like pepperami, made from 115% pork
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:39, Reply)
To continue the bacon chicken discussion which was pushing off the side.
A chicken totally covered in bacon would have to be cooked for ages, the bacon would be burnt and have a very strong flavour.
And the sausage meat isn't comparable to stuffing, because it doesn't have anything in it to give it a bit of bulk, it'll be dripping in fat.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:43, Reply)
I fail to see any drawbacks with what you have just said
that aside, it could be foil wrapped for most of the cooking to prevent the bacon from burning, removing it towards the end for crispiness.

Sausagemeat doesn't go like that when you stuff a chicken or turkey with it normally, so I don't see why it would in this instance.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:47, Reply)
My point is this
great taste is about balance, it's not about throwing as much meat as you can onto some heat.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:51, Reply)
I think you have completely
misunderstood the purpose of my meat on a stick party.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:53, Reply)
excellent post

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:55, Reply)
*bows*
Why thank you sir.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:00, Reply)
I understand the concept,
I just don't agree that it'll turn out to be some sort of fatty ambrosia.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:56, Reply)
Have you had a bacon explosion?

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:58, Reply)
Nope,
I don't like the look of it, so I wouldn't spend that ammount of time cooking it.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:59, Reply)
Unless you've tasted that wonderful goodness
you have no right to comment on the validity of meat based recipes.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:00, Reply)
I think I would prefer it without the BBQ sauce
Just saying...
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:03, Reply)
ohh dont, they'll all gang up on you.

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:04, Reply)
bbq sauce has it's place
and that place is mainly on ribs
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:05, Reply)
AND MY FACE!

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:06, Reply)
don't say that sort of thing
you might cause serious heart problems with the fat lurkers. and Al.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:08, Reply)
With all the talk of bacon on here
I think me saying 'AND MY FACE' is the last thing that'll give them heart problems.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:10, Reply)
pretty girl conjuring up images of herself covered in bbq sauce will do it I'd say

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:26, Reply)
Meh
I still think they'd be more bothered about the chicken wrapped in bacon...
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:30, Reply)
perhaps
*narrows eyes*
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:32, Reply)
When you just said 'perhaps'
it made me think of Peter Griffin... I don't know why!? Haha
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:34, Reply)
I can picture him narrowing his eyes and saying it

'Wait. Hold on a second. "Pie," "drunk," "the"? You got yourself a sheriff!'
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:41, Reply)
I see what you're typing, but all I'm thinking is...
Jack Dee, Jack Dee, he looks a bit like Jack Dee, Jack Dee, Jack Dee, He looks a bit like Jack Dee.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:06, Reply)
If you weren't a girl you'd be banned by now.
You terrible bully.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:10, Reply)
Ah yes you see, I stay because of these...
pert, young, bouncy, breasts...

*wibbles*
*runs away*
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:11, Reply)
HOLY SHIT!

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:13, Reply)
Indeed
They're pretty amazing.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:15, Reply)
If I knew you were coming around
I'd make you your very own meat-based-food-joy without BBQ! :D
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:05, Reply)
Oh thanks our kid!
I'll have bacon fat juice instead of BBQ sauce...
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:08, Reply)
Anytime
Anytime.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:11, Reply)
I can understand that
but it doesn't overpower the meat. It just gives it a little, oh I don't know, something.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:08, Reply)
je ne sais qoi?

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:09, Reply)
wtf vipros
you dirty double-dealer?
You saying I'm Delboy? Mangetout, mangetout!
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:28, Reply)
perhaps
I was also being dense. you did spell it wrong though
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:31, Reply)
Du pain, du vin, du Boursin
Je ne parle pas francais, dude.
*kicks yo ayass*
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:40, Reply)
*raises an eyebrow*
really...
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:41, Reply)
proper

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:44, Reply)
yikes!
and zoinks too
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:44, Reply)
I concede that point
but you didn't make that clear, and I was arguing with what you had written.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:55, Reply)
A boned chicken is relatively thin
and, as Vipros said, the best thing to do would be to foil wrap it, oven roast it for a couple of hours at about 160ish, then , when the inside is pretty well cooked, stick it on your BBQ (after basting the mother fucker with some Paul Newmans Sticky BBQ marinade) for another half and hour so the bacon goes all crispy.

You would need to fill teh inside with a mixture of sausage meat and crispy bacon. This should also be mixed with BBQ seasoning.

Actually, there is no reason why you shouldn't fry the sausage meat slightly, not crispy, but just cooked, before stuffing the chicken with it.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:56, Reply)
The chicken would stay very juicy
due to the fatty meat inside and the fatty bacon outside, and once the bacon is crisped up the lovely juxtaposition of crispy bacon and succulently juicy chicken and spicy sausage meat would give me a mouth orgasm.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:57, Reply)
Nah
Sugar is only 99.9% sugar, theres usually a bit of broken glass in there somewhere!
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:52, Reply)
Wow!
No wonder I run around like a 4 year old when I eat them.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:30, Reply)
Jelly Tots
*sniggers*
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:41, Reply)
*tweaks* : P

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:41, Reply)
;-)

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:43, Reply)
Oh man, you're so screwed.
I have a bacon, avacardo and mayo sandwich.

It's the best sandwich I've ever had, it's a crime to eat it, it doesn't even need a crisp-layer.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:27, Reply)
I've just been contacted for a possible job.
Of course, it just HAD to be a contract position about a half hour drive away from here.

I've very mixed feelings about this.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:27, Reply)
Sorta NSFW-ish
aioviga.com/images/girls-photos/prostitutes-at-work-on-on-google-street-view/
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:29, Reply)
I can't gaz you a picture of my cock I'm afraid I'm at work.

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:30, Reply)
You could describe it to me.

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:31, Reply)
I can't describe it with your human words.

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:38, Reply)
Then I shall just have to try to imagine it's greatness.
*ponders*


Edit - Do you like the fact I'm thinking about your willy?
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:39, Reply)
No,

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:40, Reply)
No, me neither.

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
CHOMP'S COCK!
Ya damn right!

Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
CHOMP'S COCK!
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
CHOMP'S COCK!
Right On!

They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout CHOMP'S COCK.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
PHSYCOCHOMP'S COCK!
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:54, Reply)
This, on the other hand, is completely work-safe.
bezbrige.com/index.php/Art/living-statues-around-the-world.html
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:30, Reply)
I fucking hate these things
the shittest of all the buskers. Get a fucking talent you cunts!
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:38, Reply)
Hear hear
Adam and Joe showed this to be true.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:43, Reply)
When you kick a dog they sick a rainbow

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:31, Reply)
Not all dogs
I kicked PyschoChomps mum the other day and all that happened was she got cross.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:37, Reply)
I kicked my mum in the fanny and she giggled like a toddler full of lollies

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:39, Reply)
I kicked a toddler full of lollys in the fanny
and it giggled like my mum.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:39, Reply)
I kicked althegeordie in my mum
and the fanny gave me a lolly. Which giggled.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:44, Reply)
I lollied my mums fanny
and althegeordie gave me a giggle.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:49, Reply)
I kicked a lolly in the toddler.
It's mum slapped me and giggled. And sicked a sherbert fountain.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:49, Reply)
Punching a dog is more shocking than kicking a dog.
Although a kick is stronger, you have to bend down to punch a dog, it's not just something you can do on the sly.

Thus, if you really want to shock someone, punch their dog in the face.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:57, Reply)
I absolutely LOVE the work
of ultra-original and talented pop chamaeleon David Bowie.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:33, Reply)
*faints*

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:34, Reply)
totally listening to Miley
I'm going to bake something tonight, what shall it be?

BGB YOU LOOK MARVELOUS TODAY
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:36, Reply)
Cupcakes decorated with the periodic table.
Why thank you. *blushes*
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:37, Reply)

ic table
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:40, Reply)
: /

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:43, Reply)
Go to the pub and watch Arsenal v Man City.

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:39, Reply)
Shan't
I've tried to watch your brand football
alright
I have
right
and I just_can't_get into it
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:41, Reply)
It's fun when they fall over/have fights.

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:43, Reply)
hmm when I watched the one time some guy had a ball kicked into his face and it broke his nose and blood was gushing all over his face
that was the most exciting part
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:45, Reply)
What you need to do to enjoy football,
is drink and talk shit with your friends and if there's a boring topic of conversation you're not interested in you can look at the screen.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:48, Reply)
That's because it's shit

as is your brand of football to be fair
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:44, Reply)
I certainly never said it wasn't
I don't watch our brand football either
in fact if I'm going to watch any sort of sport it's boxing or MMA
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:46, Reply)
I'm the same with American "football"
A sport for the terminally unathletic. Four hours of standing around discussing tactics, and about 10 minutes of actual running.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:45, Reply)
" "
" "

" "
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:48, Reply)
What's MMA?
Also, the greatest sport in the whole world is Australian Rules Football.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:50, Reply)
Mother's Masturbation Association?

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:52, Reply)
mixed martial arts
Ultimate Fighting Championship
me and my da used to watch it for years, had to rent the videos, then it got all mainstream and now you can watch it on tv
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:53, Reply)
Christmas cake

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:46, Reply)
i'm going to the opening of a new Habitat shop
There'll be booze and canapes.
Isn't my life razzle-dazzle exciting???
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:42, Reply)
Ooo! I love nibbles : P

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:46, Reply)
Erm
bb pp

Only kidding!
Yes, but I eat more nibbles than big portions because I just DON'T realise how much I've consumed.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:48, Reply)
mini burgers

pigs in blankets, satay chicken, duck rolls, vol au vents, beef carpaccio, deep fried prawns, filo pastry parcels, I'm not sure where I'm going with this...
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:49, Reply)
buffet porn

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:50, Reply)
hahaha

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:57, Reply)
Just about the most humiliating thing a girl can say to a man.
=*(
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:55, Reply)
or "ooh did you do that in garlic butter?
Now where's your penis?"
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:56, Reply)
I got told I was like a "gay best friend" on saturday night.

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:58, Reply)
Ouch!!!

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:59, Reply)
It wasn't someone I was hitting on,
I was just at a boring party so I spent about half an hour mocking the other guests with my friends girlfriend.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:01, Reply)
I suppose that's ok

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:16, Reply)
No sex for you!

unless it's with the other gay best friend
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:03, Reply)
This no longer makes sense...

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:03, Reply)
I like this

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:00, Reply)
you would.

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:01, Reply)
I like the gays.
I surround myself with them.

Then I can stroke them without feeling bad.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:02, Reply)
You really need some cock

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:03, Reply)
I'm surprised you didn't pick up on that on Saturday.
Also, from the evil ex you were trying to text:

I lied that I loved you a long time ago. You lied to me that you didn't love me so I would sleep with you. We're even.

It's never happening again, but it was his decision :(
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:06, Reply)
What a cunt
Tell him I think he's a cunt.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:07, Reply)
I snapped and said something to that effect
Cried, then apologised

I'm awful
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:08, Reply)
teenage relationships
srs bsns
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:07, Reply)
It is srs bsns
5 years worth of it.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:08, Reply)
fuck it,
move on, you're allowed to drink in pubs now. Go to the pub.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:08, Reply)
I need to do that.
Classics Cocktail party on Monday. I'll try and find a cute boy. And I'll be happy.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:11, Reply)
Monday?
MONDAY???
that's fucking ages away.
call yourself a student.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:12, Reply)
I'm going to Sheff tomorrow
But I don't really want to go. I might call EssayCrisis! and cancel. My tickets were only £12 after all :/
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:13, Reply)
The dirty cunt!
Al's right. tell him I said he's a cunt as well.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:11, Reply)
Thank you :)
I went to my friend's flat, sat in the corridor and cried for about 2 hours on Monday (when all the shit went down) Safe to say, he'd probably get lynched if any of my friends met him.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:15, Reply)
Don't cry any more though
You knew the bellend didn't love you really.
It's done :-)
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:19, Reply)
Ha, plaaaaa-yah'
You should totally consilidate all your debts into one monthly affordable payment.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:20, Reply)
With a no obligation quotation?

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:23, Reply)
That would just be silly.
What's the point of dedicating a whole 30 minutes of a 'self employed' law degree student at £3.60/hour (plus commission) if they're not going to be obliged by our quote?
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:31, Reply)
I'm obliged to smack you in the chops
bucko...
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:42, Reply)
They're all pretending to be gay to get chicks.

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:03, Reply)
you'd better kiss her quick

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:00, Reply)
I have 4 books beside me
And I'm not reading any of them.

One of them is one of my favourite books ever though. I resisted getting the one by the same author about erotic literature...
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:01, Reply)
What's wrong with them?

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:02, Reply)
With the books?
Nothing. I'm just being lazy.

It's all about actors and comparison to nowadays etc.
They were a bit weirder in Ancient Greece.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:04, Reply)
WHAT ARE THEY?!
this is VERY important
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:04, Reply)
Greek Drama and Dramatists
Theature in Ancient Greek Society
The Cambridge Companion to Greek and Roman Theatre
Love, Sex and Tragedy
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:07, Reply)
am I supposed to know who wrote them?

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:11, Reply)
I don't even fucking know
Apart from Simon Goldhill wrote the good one. Guess which one that was ;)
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:14, Reply)
Someone called Stavros.
All Greeks are called Stavros. Even the women. It's mandatory.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:15, Reply)
There is a (Greek) boy in my Greek class called...
Stavros Stavrou.

Lolz.

Thank you for taking care of me on Saturday! I'm very grateful and sorry for being drunken and silly.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:19, Reply)
Don't worry about it.
I was equally drunk but serious and responsible with it. With heroic coat flappage to boot.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:23, Reply)
Some of them are actually called
'mental stalker with a really annoying laugh. If you're so amazing why are you following me around? Go meet some some chicks'
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:20, Reply)
that's certainly a mouth full

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:25, Reply)
Probably a long-running family name

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:29, Reply)
You're not quite correct
it's actually 'mental stalker with a really annoying laugh. If you're so amazing why are you following me around? Go meet some some chicks os'

All greek names end in 'os', innit?
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:31, Reply)
Or 'is'
And 'ia'.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:31, Reply)
And 'ou'

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:43, Reply)
But I hear ya

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:43, Reply)
That, too.

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:48, Reply)
I love Greek Drama
There. I've said it. Not as much as rude Roman poetry but I do.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:51, Reply)
You can have mine

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:56, Reply)

Drama bumming.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:59, Reply)
Officefuckinglol

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:01, Reply)
You
mean not everyone loves it?

Lampito you're lucky to be doing Classics :(
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:01, Reply)

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