We do the TMs for that too
Fancy fancy, tra la la, fancy, fancy, ooooooooh.

Also, you're at home, in your pants, watching the telly... boooooo.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:39, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

HAHA
I think he should annoy you by texting you photos of him in his pants at home doing nothing.

I'm sure there's an app for that.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:42, Reply)

He does that when he's in the office too
Do you not get the pants texts?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:44, Reply)

He doesn't know my mobile number

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Ah playing it
aloof I see.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:54, Reply)

AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A FRIEND WITH BENEFITS.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Sexy benefits?
I suppose that's implied really...
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Actually I have tried to give you my number on several occasions
but you never responded or texted me or ANYTHING. So actually it's me that should be hurt. YOU BITCH!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:58, Reply)

Ahem.
Check your 'phone.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:17, Reply)

What's TMs?
I keep meaning to watch In the Night garden because every clip I've seen has been mint.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:47, Reply)

trade marks baby!
Also ello? How are you doing mrs?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:48, Reply)

Woop!
I'm flyyyyy. How's you?
*I'm not fly. I'm hungover but I'm getting there.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:50, Reply)

Hehehe so you're hungover fly?
That's the second best kind of fly... I'm the first... I'm SUPER FLY thank you! :D

Do you have hangover cures to assist you at work?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:55, Reply)

Just going to get some toast...
That'll fix me!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:58, Reply)

Deffo
Toast helps everything! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:07, Reply)

this is true
toast is awesome

I ran out of paté AND marmite this morning. Fucking lame.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Not so smug now, are we?
Also, I fucking LOVE pate. Mmmm.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:10, Reply)

I can recommend tesco's medium coarse ardennes paté
fucking lovely it was, for a cheap paté
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:19, Reply)

THEY HAD SAUSAGE!!
I now have sausage on toast.
Nommage.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:10, Reply)

Ooooooh sausages
Now I want sausages... I only have a Milkybar at my desk... its time to play Make-believe.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Haha
Milky Bar sausage on toast.
Do you have Nutella? That could be the braaahn sauce.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:15, Reply)

No Nutella
But I have Diet Coke?? Hmmmm... this isn't going to work is it!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:25, Reply)

if you imagine hard enough...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:29, Reply)

*scrunches eyes*
Mmmmmm...nut-el...oh no no no, its still Diet Coke... *cries*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:33, Reply)

NURSE!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:35, Reply)

Not in my pants, oh no.
I am in my Assassin's Garb, striding around Renaissance Italy, offing people and that.

In my pants.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:55, Reply)

Just try not to scale the outside of the house
and eagle dive into a strategically placed bale of hay.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:57, Reply)

He shoul strategically dive
into the Pie and Mash shop.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:58, Reply)

No he bloody shouldn't
not without meeeeeee!! *sulks*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:04, Reply)

He should do it shortly before you get home
and present you with a steaming pie on the table as you walk in the door.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:05, Reply)

Ah see
now you're talking! DiT are you getting this??

Its PIE O'CLOCK! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:06, Reply)

I read that as "steaming pile on the table"
but I'm sure we can count on him to do that anyway
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:07, Reply)

That's how I read it too, and now it's going to take me *ages* to clean up.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:09, Reply)

You two and your demented brains
you immediately assumed Al was making a poo joke... dear oh dear... a poo joke on B3ta, I mean good grief.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:12, Reply)

not so funny now he's actually crapped on the table eh?
after what we'd been talking about earlier, some bastard had the nerve to give us a freaking fire drill.

Good job I had a large fresh cup of tea to keep me warm outside
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:20, Reply)

Aww bless you!
Like you say, at least you had coffee! :D

We only tend to get fire drills when its raining... we're also on the top floor of the bloody building so have to walk down through 10 floors to get out of the place! Boooo! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:24, Reply)