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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hehe that's greatI think our office should get someone like that. We tend to fire lots of cleaners as they're all good for about a week and then they start being weird and stop hoovering.
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our company is quite bigand as a cost saving measure we now have the same companies for things like cleaning and stationary across the UK. So they get judged quite harshly. Pretty sure the person who checks is employed by the cleaning company. Unless he's just a madman, like the guy who tests the fire alarm.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:42,
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Hehe we also have a madman thatchecks our fire alarms and extinguishers... he's a proper east end crazy ex-fireman and he scares me... he also has a great big bushy beard! Hehe
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this guy is a scrawny weirdo with long grey hairevery thursday, round about now, he will come in and run the incredibly loud alarm for about a minute. Which is far too long.
A couple of weeks ago he did it for 10 seconds or so, but clearly didn't satisfy him, so he came back in the afternoon and did it again.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:52,
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You can dance to our alarmIt comes in waves along the wings of the building, so it builds up all ravey.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:53,
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course we have whistles!I'm the fire-shouty person so I even have a high-vis vest.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:57,
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Yeah, one of our workmen gave me a hard-hat tooSo I'm actually well sexy.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:18,
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