Boo-hiss to the enquiry desk
Could you make a fort out of books and pretend you're a dragon living in a cave?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:55, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

And...
...only answer in Esperanto.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:57, Reply)

That too!
Don't forget to take off your shoes as well and say 'wibble' a lot!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Keep shoes on!
Health and Safety.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:00, Reply)

I only answer in scouse
That'll learn 'em!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:02, Reply)

Or put a broom across your lap and pretend you're a man in a boat.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:59, Reply)

...or a broken down witch.
(Not meant as an insult.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Do you actually mean a man in a boat
Or a clitoris?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:02, Reply)

Your clitoris...
...has a broom attachment?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Wore like windscreen wipers

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:04, Reply)

For wet conditions?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:05, Reply)

*bawks*
I wish I'd never started this
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:09, Reply)

Excellent..
My work here is done.

*swishes cape/knocks over vase*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:22, Reply)

The latter I'm afraid.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Fortunately i don't have to go on the Enquiry de4sk any more
They just rang.
So I won't be pretending to be a rower or a clitoris.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:32, Reply)

See the difference between your reply and that Al's???
I do spin round repeatedly on the spinny chair. I once got told off for singing Wuthering Heights. I'm so proud of that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:00, Reply)

You were too busy agreeing with mine to write any responce

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:03, Reply)

you're a resPONCE

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Hehehe
groovy!

I too enjoy a good spin on a chair. We did have a race around the office once for a bit of Friday Fun which is an official work thing... I was in charge of health and safety for that race... which basically meant I moved one of the fire extinguishers out of the way! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Wow
You should be health & safety officer of the world...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Thanks
maybe I will... maybe I will
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:14, Reply)