If girls aloud went to Aldi
I'd totally fuck Kimberly up the cheese aisle.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:22, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Is she the ginger?
I know this flies in the face of fashion but I fancy her.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:24, Reply)

I'd do her too
but Kimberly reminds me of a friend of mine from Uni who I always thought was quite hot.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Years ago I went out with a girl of similar complexion...
...and was rather put off with the contrast in colour between her pale flesh and her 'lady-bits'. The pallid skin and lack of hair made her look 'too red' down there.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:28, Reply)

also
rusty roof = smelly garage
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:34, Reply)

^
Quote of the day!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:37, Reply)

I say that all the time unfortunately
every time the subject of redheads comes up
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:38, Reply)

I bet the redheads find it funny.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:42, Reply)

can't quite remember whether I've said it to one
my mate got told it by his dad. I imagine my mate has said it to a redhead because he is uncouth, and disgusting
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:43, Reply)

I'm seeing my red head friend tonight,
if I get drunk and say it I'm going to blame you for the innevitable slap.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:46, Reply)

that's perfectly fine

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:47, Reply)

and I say 'quote of the day' whenever you do

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:46, Reply)