Just noticed
a paper lying on my desk with numerous authors. One of whom has the unfortunate first name "Semen." No, really.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:46, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Are you sure that wasn't his rank?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:51, Reply)

Fairly sure.
The bloke next to him on the list has the first name "Sergei." Which sounds like "Sir Gay." I'm doing well this afternoon...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:52, Reply)

Is his first name Gobfulla?

(TheColonel, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:52, Reply)

is that they're only only
Like Maddonna or Prince.

"Hey Seman fancy a pint"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:53, Reply)

Only only only.

(TheColonel, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Cum again?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:54, Reply)

The Real White Lightning.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:09, Reply)

I was at the gym the other day
and because I'm a lolfatty, I have a special workout card there, telling me what to do. As I was going through all of the others in the box trying to find mine, I noticed one for a member who's name was Nimrod Wang. That made me chuckle quite a bit.
(Pirate Monkey is not the goddamn Batman, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:37, Reply)

I used to work with a guy called Hermal Dikshit.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:53, Reply)

*snigger*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:15, Reply)