I'd be all like, walkin' square up to him, face to face, givin' him the evil-eyes, you know, they look like this (0-ó)
And I'll muble 'scuzeme, and he'll say "Pardon good fellow?" I'll said "You're him, aincha?", and he'll be like "Haha, would you like an autograph", and i'll be all like "NO DAD, I WANT A HUG", and then I'd give him a big hug and sob into his arms for hours, and he'll do a fake-punch (he's an actor, he's good at fake-punches) and say "Chin up kiddo". Then we'd go for McDonalds, where he would get (he just must, he just. must. get, can't be anything else) a Big Mac, Fillet O'Fish, a large chips and a can of pop from the corner shop next door. I'll be so flustered that I'd just copy him.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I do wish I'd invited him up the Liverpool ONE Wheel with us
I bet he's dying to go on it but not alone.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:59, Reply)

*To the tune of 'If I were a boy' by Beyonce*
If I was the fonz, even just for one day,
I'd roll out of bed in the morning, and put on my leather jacket and go.
Eat burgers at the digner, and get chased by the girls.
I could smash up that jukebox, and never get confronted, because the lads would stick up for me.

IF I WAS THE FOOOOONZ ! I THINK I COULD UNDERSTAND,
HOW IT'S LIKE TO LOVE A GIRL, BECAUSE I THINK I WOULD UNDERSTAND.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 12:04, Reply)

Gonz, your genius astounds me
true fact: Our jukebox 'plays up' and I regularly have to move a customer to once side and impress them by thumping it back to life. JUST like the Fonz.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 12:07, Reply)

=)
Hah, you can run a bet on how many thumps it takes, or if you piled on the pounds a bit, use your hips. That would one-up The Fonz.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 12:18, Reply)