When, and how, was it you found out your sister was sexualy active?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 14:49, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

If only I had a sister
I have to imagine my brother with breasts
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 14:52, Reply)

Close cousen on her 16th birthday?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 14:58, Reply)

Actually?
Why are you asking me if I have incestuas thoughts? It seems a little off at a tangent :s

Though she does have pretty massive tits
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 15:00, Reply)

I'm not sure you are entirely ready to post here

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 15:02, Reply)

What the fuck is going on here
is he saying that when he imagines his brother with breasts, they are massive?

What the fuck is happening in this thread?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 15:09, Reply)

This has all gone rather surreal
So I'm going to shut up now and find something else to do
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 15:14, Reply)

I think he's saying that he wants to slip a length to his cousin
who has a massive orbstacle course.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 15:14, Reply)

He probably wants to roar off on his massive bike once he's done her

(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 15:15, Reply)

seems likely
I think gonz's post below is going to break him though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 15:19, Reply)

Oh right, I just got Gonz weird spelling of cousin
So, to summarise, Waki King wehttamman thinks his cousin has massive tits.

This is disturbing on so many levels.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 15:15, Reply)

To be fair, if you're going to rub yourself down with 100% Exta Virgin Olive Oil*, paying close attention to your nipples.
With a 5-times-wrapped-around-hand-and-left-in-an-easy-to-grab-spot toilet paper (Mum got that Aloveria stuff, it's great), and slowly grab the base of your cock and whip it left'n'right 'till you get a stiffy, then wank while fingering your bumhole and pressing down on that bit of your bonner that's between your balls (or sit on a A3 sized round cardboard poster container, £4, from Royal Mail.. to free up a hand).......... while imagening your brother has tits and is going down on you, then it's best to imagine he's got big tits, because you don't want to come off as a peado who likes small tits, in case anyone walks in.


* You pay extra for the bermatoli one, but it's worth it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 15:17, Reply)

This post
ought to usurp psychochomp at the top of the popular page for a considerable length of time.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 15:21, Reply)

*dies laughing*
Fucking A1, old son.

post of the year?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 15:26, Reply)