I think I've found a winner
"3) Close prisons and move the in-mates to abandoned mines [it will be cheaper to guard them when there is only one exit]."
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:22, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

ha ha ha,
whoever wrote that is either a satirical genius or a fucking idiot.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:23, Reply)

Yeah, everyone knows there are loads of ways in and out of the old mine

(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:24, Reply)

HAVE THEY NEVER SEEN SCOOBY-DO?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:25, Reply)

Exactly, I've seen scooby doo.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:25, Reply)

Just ask the Hardy Boys

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:25, Reply)

oooh three at once
I feel a little more retro though


EDIT: Monty get out of my brain!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:26, Reply)

here's the rest of it
"1) Cut pointless public sector jobs: e.g. equalities facilitators; 5-a-day facilitators; excess nannying regulations

2) No benefits for illegal migrants - they should be given a row boat and a map of the channel pointing them back to France.

3) Close prisons and move the in-mates to abandoned mines [it will be cheaper to guard them when there is only one exit].

4) Cut ID cards, NHS IT system, & the other hidden surveillance databases that monitor us all"

number 2 is business as usual for have your say, but they weren't doing too badly until they mentioned the other hidden surveillance databases.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:25, Reply)

Except for the fact that the jobs mentioned in point 1 don't exist.
There was the guy elected as mayor of, I think it may have been Hartlepool, or somewhere shit and up north, who's sole platform was gettin grid of pointless jobs in the council. Without realising that he had no legal right to do any of the things he was standing for.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:34, Reply)

the term "excess nannying regulations" is quite a good one
Mary Poppins would've been fucked if that guy got his way
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:38, Reply)