So have your say is fun isn't it?
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"What should be cut and what taxes should be raised?" is today's question, and there's the usual well thought out responces from knowlegable people.
What public spending would you cut if you had some big metaphorical scissors?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:03, 58 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

IMMIGRUNTS, PAEDOS AND GAYS.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:07, Reply)

NULIARBORE AND GORDON CLOWN HAVE RUINED GRATE BRITAIN.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:08, Reply)

The third most popular is
"How about we stop throwing money at every illegal that comes here....(Not our problem)
Stop throwing money at pregnant teenagers...(Cant afford dont have)
Stop the benefit culture we have...(Get scroungers to clean the streets)
Recall the troops...(Waste of British lives and British money)

That has to save a few billion??"
(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:11, Reply)

That was my favourite

(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:11, Reply)

also
What should be cut?
(1) ID cards
(2) ID cards
(3) ID cards
(4) Other such socialist population control measures

What exactly is socialist about ID cards?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:12, Reply)

Yes, but as the Americans so eloquently demonstrated with regards to publicly funded healthcare:
Socialism makes you a commie which is tantamount to being a muslim which makes you a terr'rist QED.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:16, Reply)

I love the "take a tough line on teenage pregnancy"
which comes up every so often. Take that line of though to it's conclusion it becomes "punish babies for their parents mistakes".
(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:15, Reply)

What's amusing is that these fucking retards that hate spending money on pregnant teenagers
are the same self righteous cunts who say "NO!!!! Don't give our children sex education! I'll decide what to teach my children and when!"

Cunts.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:20, Reply)

amusing depressing
(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:22, Reply)

That's some great stuff there.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:14, Reply)

I'd stop the darkies getting any money
they only spend it on darkie food.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:09, Reply)

I like this one
"Cut all the perks that self-employed people claim in tax returns.
Make all builders, painters, plasterers, gardeners and handymen be paid only through the banks. Their cash in hand jobs are theft from the rest of us. They wouldn't go out of business but they might have to work a bit later than two in the afternoon."

they are stealing from us, damnit!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:13, Reply)

Says a wo/man posting mid day on a Monday.
It would be wrong of me sayin she doesn't have a job, but I don't mind being wrong,
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:16, Reply)

I'd cut the policing of The Redways
It's too far gone for them to do anything anyway.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:15, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rofl#Variants_of_.22LOL.22
(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:19, Reply)

ha ha
badlands
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:31, Reply)

This is what you need in your life

ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/

Animal fanny Tuesdays were my favourite, you complete hippos clunge.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:18, Reply)

Thin end of the wedge people!
Thanks to Andrew for spotting Captain Perspective here.

Many here claim that gays are born that way! Let’s for a moment accept that. In a few years or many years later the following say that they’re born that way and are God’s children too:

~Murderers, serial killers, mass murderers
~Rapists, serial rapists, gang rapists
~Paedophiles
~Necrophiliacs
~People indulging in bestiality

WHERE DOES humanity draw a line? Or is it just a case of ‘enough’ people of a particular type getting together and demanding acceptance from the majority? Tell me!

[KING-of-the-APES], Rumble in the Jungle

As Andrew says, “Rather beautiful really. Acceptance of homosexuality is a slippery slope to people murdering kids and then knobbing the corpses. While giving a dog a handjob.”
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:24, Reply)

That's a good one

(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:35, Reply)

at least one person is talking sense ;-)
"Stop wasting money criminalising drug users that do no harm to anyone but themselves, with savings estimated about £14bn.

Likewise, legalise and regulate prostitution and then collect tax revenue from both activities."
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:19, Reply)

There's always some people talking sense, I don't know why they bother though.
I'm not a fan of legalising prostitution though.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:20, Reply)

You just don't get that same thrill
when it's all above board.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:21, Reply)

You could still kill them afterwards...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:24, Reply)

Harder to kill them with hammers, too,
I find.


EDIT mindpiss
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:25, Reply)

I logged in
just so I could click "I Like This!"
( djtrialprice, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:57, Reply)

I think I've found a winner
"3) Close prisons and move the in-mates to abandoned mines [it will be cheaper to guard them when there is only one exit]."
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:22, Reply)

ha ha ha,
whoever wrote that is either a satirical genius or a fucking idiot.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:23, Reply)

Yeah, everyone knows there are loads of ways in and out of the old mine

(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:24, Reply)

HAVE THEY NEVER SEEN SCOOBY-DO?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:25, Reply)

Exactly, I've seen scooby doo.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:25, Reply)

Just ask the Hardy Boys

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:25, Reply)

oooh three at once
I feel a little more retro though


EDIT: Monty get out of my brain!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:26, Reply)

here's the rest of it
"1) Cut pointless public sector jobs: e.g. equalities facilitators; 5-a-day facilitators; excess nannying regulations

2) No benefits for illegal migrants - they should be given a row boat and a map of the channel pointing them back to France.

3) Close prisons and move the in-mates to abandoned mines [it will be cheaper to guard them when there is only one exit].

4) Cut ID cards, NHS IT system, & the other hidden surveillance databases that monitor us all"

number 2 is business as usual for have your say, but they weren't doing too badly until they mentioned the other hidden surveillance databases.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:25, Reply)

Except for the fact that the jobs mentioned in point 1 don't exist.
There was the guy elected as mayor of, I think it may have been Hartlepool, or somewhere shit and up north, who's sole platform was gettin grid of pointless jobs in the council. Without realising that he had no legal right to do any of the things he was standing for.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:34, Reply)

the term "excess nannying regulations" is quite a good one
Mary Poppins would've been fucked if that guy got his way
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:38, Reply)

1. Give more money to the banks..
...as they are the people best equipped to get us out of this financial mess.

2. Help fund British organisations who 'shelter' funds to pay less taxes.

3. More tax on alcohol and tobacco.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:37, Reply)

re: point 3.
This would be a good idea because God hates fags. (And booze)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:40, Reply)

He must do
or we wouldn't feel so ill the following morning.

That could just be the aids though
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:41, Reply)

That's the FAIDS

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:42, Reply)

Is that what you get from bumming the contrast control
down as low as it can go?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:44, Reply)

That's right, Halibut, that's right...
*sniggers*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:46, Reply)

I don't know
but I'm annoyed I didn't get shitloads of drugs while they were free for me. Fuck paying £7 a pop :(

I'm waiting for a doctor's appointment that I don't need while I could be getting ready for the party tonight :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 17:05, Reply)

DRUGZLOLZ!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 17:06, Reply)

URGH
I'm excited for getting dressed up, though. I want to look pretty :)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 17:08, Reply)

I could totally say some hilarious shit right now
but that would be cruel, and untrue. I'm sure you look lovely.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 17:14, Reply)

lovely like a freshly slapped arse
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 17:19, Reply)

AL!!!
how could you say something like that?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 17:19, Reply)

I thought you were one of the nice ones :'(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 17:20, Reply)

I am!
I was baiting Al
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 17:22, Reply)

I'm so sorry
I don't know what came over me. I'm like Vipros on a friday night in the public toilets near Timepiece.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 17:21, Reply)

which public toilets near Timepiece?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 17:22, Reply)

I don't fucking know, I just picked a club I knew in Exeter

(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 17:26, Reply)

I'm not dressed up at the moment
Though I think I look rather snappy :)

I'm wearing whoreboots. I actually want to have sex with them. I've asked my Latin class to make it a mission to get me laid :D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 17:20, Reply)

you want to have sex with your boots?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 17:21, Reply)

Sounds like her whole latin class are going to gangbang her

(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 17:26, Reply)

Using boots

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 17:28, Reply)

That sounds awesome
Remember to use lots of lube, you don't want to get sore halfway through. Also, take some wet wipes to wipe the jizz out of your eyes.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 17:30, Reply)

I like this one
"Added: Monday, 7 December, 2009, 11:32 GMT 11:32 UK

VAT on newspapers & those pointless himbo/bimbo magazines.
Selling off of the BBC, thus removing the licence fee.
Less spent on criminals, scroungers, single teenage mums & the lazy.
That would do for a start.

Bob Todd "

Is someone who is posting on the bbc forum at 11:30 in the morning someone who should be complaining about 'the lazy'?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:12, Reply)