What the fuck is an xpelair

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:16, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

It's one of those fans that comes on when you turn on the light

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:17, Reply)

So an extractor fan,
IT'S A PUBLIC ADDRESS SYSTEM NOT A TANNOY
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:19, Reply)

you are an angry young man

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:20, Reply)

Smell my cheese you mother

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:20, Reply)

But if BGB actually has an Xpelair (the brand, not just a generic extractor fan)
then there is nothing wrong with her statement.

And anyway, do you refer to your "vacuum cleaner" or do you occasionally say "I'm going to Hoover the house".
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:23, Reply)

Yup it is an Xpelair fan.
Only the best for me and not that generic crap.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:24, Reply)

The statement was confusing to me because I was not familiar with the brand name.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:25, Reply)

Great minds
Where are they, Al?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:25, Reply)

Up your vadge?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:29, Reply)

With half a pound of cubed feta

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:34, Reply)

It's got a good action
I make sure I spell Hoover with an H and my Hoover is a Hoover.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:24, Reply)

...as opposed to with a W.
The Woover - never caught on outside the Mersey region.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:25, Reply)

I meant a capital H
You cocker
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:27, Reply)

Have you got your big plate, Alan?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:22, Reply)

12" diameter, much better.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:23, Reply)

Cook Pass Bychochomp.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:25, Reply)

Gold star

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:27, Reply)

^ ANTI SEMITE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:04, Reply)

Oh I loved him
He'd get really cross when someone pulled his stetson over his eyes, and he'd be stomping round all furious in little circles...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:09, Reply)