like you think one would

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:19, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

It was a high pitched whiney noise.
You don't expect a cistern to make that kind of noise.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:22, Reply)

I don't let my expectations obscure the correct functioning of my ears
when determining the direction from which a sound is coming.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:26, Reply)

I'm old and easily disoriantated.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:28, Reply)

I'm also paranoid
and make sure I know what is making a weird noise before I start buggering about with things :-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:29, Reply)

It's normally your guitar amp
but it's easy to tell just by looking at your gurning face, rather than having to abuse one's ears by listening.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:31, Reply)

it is not surprising that you have no friends

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:40, Reply)

But i've got all these lovely internet friends!?
and you of course.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:43, Reply)

they're not real
and I'm only here to watch your slow spiral into madness and self-loathing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:53, Reply)

Oh, if it was high pitched and whiney...
It was ME!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:26, Reply)

AAAAAAIIIIIII!!!!!!! THAS GRACE THAD IS!!!!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:27, Reply)

I'm really looking forward to meeting you at the weekend!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:31, Reply)

Bring earplugs
I'm still waiting on news of a cat-sitter :-(
And if this lurgy continues... Actually I couldn't give a toss. I'll infect the whole house with gay abandon.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:34, Reply)

It's a pretty gay house already
me and DiT do this awesome impression of a newtons cradle, but with our testicles.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:38, Reply)

I'll bring my sketch pad
Sounds beautiful.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:40, Reply)

Dunno if 'beautiful' is the right term.
Here are some previous reviews:

"OH MY GOD, MY EYES, MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!" - beckyjsbx

"WHAT THE? It's like watching four planets wrestle in a pillowcase!" - Flim Flam the Magnificent

"In all the years of human endeavour, nothing has come close to the spectacle of these two fully grown human males whacking their testicles together in perfect Newtonian Harmony" - Sir David Attenborough
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:16, Reply)