Have your mum suck on a Fisherman's Friend.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:03, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

She's always at that
Shehas to drive past the canal on her way home from Nana's.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:14, Reply)

How is Nana?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Hands up who thinks nana should get a B3ta account.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:21, Reply)

To be honest, I'm trying to make them get a puter.
My layabout uncle may as well be able to watch porn and look up guitar tabs if he's gonna do sod all.
And Nana's better at texting than Mum so I know she'd get the hang of it.
But she says "Oh, GIRL, imagine ME on a computer!!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:25, Reply)

She's great.
Saucy little mare.
Keps getting drunk and listenong to stuff she's taped off the radio, then ringing me and making me listen.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Nana likes drinking and music eh?
Tell me more...
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:33, Reply)

We go to gigs
But she's not trying to be all young. She just like music and a bit of booze.
She fancies Tony Benn and John Parrot.
And she said Pam Ayers is fit. She's just amazing.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:40, Reply)