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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I hope I looked nice
I didn't get any. That wasn't the reason, I just suddenly had a sense of loss and started bawling.
Don't mix gin and Jager, even if it is in a cocktail.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:46, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I wish I was 18 again, I could get upset over loads of stuff back then, now I seem so dead inside I only seem to cry when people I know die and stuff.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:52, Reply)
You're a clever girl. You know about nself-esteem and all that.
You probably never got any cos they could smell the too-much crazy brewing.
You don't WANT any on a night like that. It would be crap and you'd wake up worse.
Have meaningless sex whe you're feeling tip-top (not just LOOKING tip-top). Then it's great!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:56, Reply)
I've had to ban my mrs from drinking it because it makes her cry. Jager is awesome though, and has no ill effects.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:13, Reply)
After 4 cider and blacks and half an abandoned pint of I don't know what, it's not.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:17, Reply)
what you need is to have a shot of jager with each pint of lager after the first, that is the appropriate way to drink
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:22, Reply)
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