Tell them how awesomely Waki you are
and then describe your cousins massive tits, make sure you maintain eye contact throughout. Talk about the curve of the cleavage and how when she's been out running you can sometimes see beads of sweat running in between them. Tell them how she uses to be a C cup, but you snuck into her room and looked at her laundry basket and now she's a D, tell them you took the opportunity to have a smell of her panties too, just to check if she had been feeling horny that day. It would be best to have lubed up one had in advance so that you can slide it down your pants at this point and start tugging away. You should suggest they might maybe want to join in too.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:56, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

And this has worked for you in the past?
Possibly in a liberal arts environment but not in sciences.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:01, Reply)

then wap out your wet ham, man
Sorry. It's my best joke ever - allow me my moment of feeble glory.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:04, Reply)

I didn't have you down as a football fan.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:25, Reply)

and you'd be 100% correct
I don't 'get' watching sport of any kind. It all seems frightfully gay.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:43, Reply)

It is gay only if you masturbate whilst watching.
Otherwise it is a healthy pursuit full of male comraderie that can be accompanied by soft drugs and lovely beer.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:55, Reply)

All that preening and shared baths, whipping each others arses with wet towels etc...
Fucking bent I tell you, BENT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:58, Reply)

this is sound advice

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:14, Reply)