I have my PDR (Personal Development Review) this afternoon
I hope I can blag my way through the fact that I don't actually do anything. Although I do think I've met the objectives set.

How badly/well have you done on your review in the past?
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:42, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've always exceeded expectations in a quite spectacular way.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:46, Reply)

Me too
Although I do need to be more pro-active in seeking work once I've finished all my current tasks.

Like that's going to happen.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:54, Reply)

Was this because
your boss had spectacularly low expectations in the first place?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:56, Reply)

I've only had one,
and about a week before I saved about 1 million a year with a new database I designed.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:05, Reply)

In which case
ask for 10 percent of the saving for each year your idea works.

I'll have 10 percent of yours for my idea please.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:08, Reply)

don't work that way in the NHS.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:10, Reply)

Pity, I need a cash injection at the moment
To upgrade to a better class of wine over crimble.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:15, Reply)

Except in being modest presumably

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:58, Reply)

Tell them how awesomely Waki you are
and then describe your cousins massive tits, make sure you maintain eye contact throughout. Talk about the curve of the cleavage and how when she's been out running you can sometimes see beads of sweat running in between them. Tell them how she uses to be a C cup, but you snuck into her room and looked at her laundry basket and now she's a D, tell them you took the opportunity to have a smell of her panties too, just to check if she had been feeling horny that day. It would be best to have lubed up one had in advance so that you can slide it down your pants at this point and start tugging away. You should suggest they might maybe want to join in too.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:56, Reply)

And this has worked for you in the past?
Possibly in a liberal arts environment but not in sciences.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:01, Reply)

then wap out your wet ham, man
Sorry. It's my best joke ever - allow me my moment of feeble glory.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:04, Reply)

I didn't have you down as a football fan.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:25, Reply)

and you'd be 100% correct
I don't 'get' watching sport of any kind. It all seems frightfully gay.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:43, Reply)

It is gay only if you masturbate whilst watching.
Otherwise it is a healthy pursuit full of male comraderie that can be accompanied by soft drugs and lovely beer.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:55, Reply)

All that preening and shared baths, whipping each others arses with wet towels etc...
Fucking bent I tell you, BENT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:58, Reply)

this is sound advice

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Our annual review system is odd
I've been here 14 years. I've had one review.

It's a good system.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:22, Reply)

every time I have a review
they go through what they have written down about me, and whether I have met the 'competancies' and I have to admit that they have nailed it every time
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:30, Reply)

Doesn't matter how well I do
I'm hired purely on the basis of race.
(knackerz is skinning up, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 6:45, Reply)