Why...
...are you hungry?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:53, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Not really, I just ate some frazzles
but I reckon, if he had chowed down on some lusciously moist chicken fried in the Colonels Secret recipe of herbs and spices he might not have been such a fucked up smackhead waster.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:56, Reply)

This is gross upsettingment
on the wider b3tan community.

A banning on your head I say. I have reported the relevant authorities.
(The Modgazzer General defending justice and bothering the mods on, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:12, Reply)

No!
report him to the irrelevant authorities
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:16, Reply)

A glorious idea
I have informed Morgan Tsvangirai.
(The Modgazzer General defending justice and bothering the mods on, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:18, Reply)

And I gazzed the Atomic Weapons Authority.
But I had to leave a message as they were at lunch.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:20, Reply)

Finally I have attracted the attention of the ModGazzer general.
My work here is done.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:16, Reply)

Aaah
You seek internet validation. Post hot pics of yourself but for gods sake do it on another site and don't tell us the URL
(The Modgazzer General defending justice and bothering the mods on, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:19, Reply)

Trust you to side with the stepfather

(TheColonel, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:16, Reply)

What can I say, the kid sounds like he needed a beating
If one of my kids was on that many drugs, I'd give them a slap too.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:17, Reply)

You are the master of circular logic

(TheColonel, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:21, Reply)

Smack was the problem in the first place.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:41, Reply)