I feel sicker than I did this morning
My ears hurt.
But am I a pussy if I stay off again tomorrow? I understand that the next person might be more of a trooper and go to work while ill but i just don't believe in it...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:37, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Depends, will you get paid to be off sick?
Do you want to infect your colleagues with the plague?
What else that's more fun do you have to do tomorrow?

These are the important questions in life dear Scouse
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:43, Reply)

I will be paid
I will have a lot to catch up on.
My mother will shout at me over the phone.
I will be totally better by Thursday.
I can put my tree up tomorrow when I'm starting to feel better.
I don't care about my colleagues, apart from the little simple girl in our office.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:47, Reply)

Then my dear it's entirely up to you

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:48, Reply)

Stay home and get better.
Return to work with a spring in your step and a song in your heart.

I cannot take time off work unless I'm at death's door as I work for family.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:49, Reply)

God I couldn't
My mother is of the "sew your leg back on and limp to work" school.
Stay home and get better it is!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:52, Reply)

My advice as a Medically Trained Professional*
Is stay at home and get better!

*Once, I read a bit of The Dairy Diary, and it had a first aid bit in it.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:58, Reply)

Thanks, Doc.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:59, Reply)

Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:02, Reply)

I want a second opinion you stupid cunt

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:03, Reply)

*falls over dog*

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:04, Reply)

Cannot haz viza

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:05, Reply)

Have you considered waitressing?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:07, Reply)

Doubting my skillz there?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:08, Reply)

*holds up hands*
Hey, hey. I'm just trying to help. Perhaps we could try some unsupervised group therapy?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:11, Reply)

You're not fucking qualified
You might cause someone's death. Just leave it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:13, Reply)

Right, right.
All I'll say is that I did 4 weeks of A Level Psychology, so I know my shit.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:17, Reply)

I am related to, friends with, and have had releshawnships with more clinically mental people than you hav
So nur
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:20, Reply)

So nur?
SO NUR?!?

I throw myself on your mercy, madam.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:21, Reply)

Get off my mercy
I've just done it with the Brush-o-matic
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:24, Reply)

*backs off*
Sorry, sorry, I'll just be quiet over here.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:26, Reply)

Good!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:27, Reply)