I'd blow his knee c aps o ff with a fu ck ing sawn-off shotgun
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 9:51, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

very nice
true as well
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 9:53, Reply)

If tonight
or perhaps another night, soon - or not so soon - you think you hear something outside, late at night, just think...it just might be me, armed to the fucking teeth, coming to teaspoon your eyes out for that.

Is it just the wind through the trees...or not....? Was that just a fox.....OR NEMESIS?

Let me just leave that with you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:01, Reply)

my house is a fucking fortress
good luck with that

also, even if I am outside enjoying a reefer, I have cunningly put noisy stones down on the path in my garden so can hear someone coming through the garden.

not to mention the booby-trapped gate
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:03, Reply)

These things are of no concern
to a highly trained ninja such as myself. If I can get past Bowie's top-spec security systems to Stanley-knife his priceless art collection, do you really think a couple of noisy stones will get in my way?

Sleep well....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:07, Reply)

pah
if you were a ninja, then I'd already be dead
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:15, Reply)

well maybe you are, and this is hell?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:22, Reply)

wouldn't surprise me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:25, Reply)