I do wish they were a more agreeable shape

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:38, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Worlds most dangerous chocolate!
FACT!
( Peej, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:42, Reply)

Are you just wildly
throwing yours around... it could take someones eye out you know!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:45, Reply)

There may have been some insertion

bump, bump, bump, snap, scream
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:47, Reply)

What a waste of perfectly good chocolate
Harumph
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:48, Reply)

I googled it once, theres loads of pages of people hurting themselves biting them the wrong way
HAHAHAHAHAH! losers!
( Peej, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:50, Reply)

People are strange

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:59, Reply)

When you're a stranger...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:00, Reply)

your faces certainly look ugly

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:02, Reply)

you're on fire today
*pisses on Vipros to put it out*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:23, Reply)

awww fanks

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:32, Reply)

Hehe
I was hoping someone would carry on the song! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:04, Reply)

that's made me horny

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:51, Reply)

Nah
They're perfect for meeeee! The really big ones are the best, I think the bigger they are, the easier they are to eat... its the small ones that cause injury!!

(does that sound rude)?

I'M TALKING ABOUT TOBLERONES... NOT COCK!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:44, Reply)

Well that'd be a first.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:47, Reply)

:-P

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:58, Reply)

You have sex with toblerones?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:48, Reply)

Not sure I'd like a tobelerone shaped cock...
I think a fun sized king sized boost would be best
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:49, Reply)