Usually go round my brother's
This year his girlfriend is doing a leg of lamb and a turducken. The aim is not to be paralytic by the time food is served. Then watch the Frankie Boyle DVD and slide into a meat coma.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 10:36, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

frankie boyle, the mong that thinks swearing is a viable punchline
well it isn't, go away and stop peddling a watered down, vanilla version of what Sadowtiz was doing 20 years ago.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 10:49, Reply)

That's some tough criticism - tough but fair
He's funnier than anyone else on the TV right now, though, to give him credit (that I can think of).
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Tough, but justified
I wanted to like him, I really did. However that 'Shouty Glaswegian' schtick just began to stick in my craw. While swearing can be used to good comedy effect, he just boots the arse out of it and substitutes swearing for talent.

If i see him on the streets of Glasgow i'll be sure to call him a 'talentless cunt', which is hilarious of course, because I done a swear word.

As i say, get Sadowitz's Total Abuse Show, and then tell me Boyle isn't a cock.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:45, Reply)

Jerry's streets ahead - no disputing it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:04, Reply)

'The aim is not to be paralytic by the time the food is served'
I have managed to fail at this every year for the past 6 years or so.
Makes for a good after-meal snooze (read: coma).
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:18, Reply)