I don't keep it in the winter.
I'm going to sit here and suffer as penance for my greediness.

I may beat myself around the head with a rolled up copy of the Todmorden weekly news later just to drive the point home.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:23, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Or you could soak your rolled up copy of the Todmorden weekly news, freeze it and then lick it.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:52, Reply)

You don't keep ice cream in the winter?
Heretic: Here in the home of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream, we know full well that ice cream is one of the essential food groups that MUST be ingested all year around (said as we are getting yet more snow while you live in the Gulf Stream induced tropics).
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 2:16, Reply)

Tropics? Hah!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 6:36, Reply)