Home Sweet Home

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:43, 49 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

office shitty office
more like.

And your picture is bust
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:09, Reply)

Shitty office politics are shitty, I'll give you that.
*rages quietly to herself*
( Maladicta, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:12, Reply)

^ ^ THIS!
But thankfully, I've picked an office where this sort of thing doesn't affect anyone much. Have seen it though in previous jobs.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:14, Reply)

Try "you will do this because I say so and because it is For Your Own Good and you WILL like it"
on something that has nothing to do with how you do your job, from someone who doesn't know jack shit about you or how you think. It's like trying to do a jigsaw when you have half the pieces and don't know what the picture is supposed to be.

Sorry. Ranty this evening. On the plus side I got to sit in the driver's seat of one of our sets today :D
( Maladicta, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:17, Reply)

There there. Have a big squishy hug.
Sounds like they're making toomany assumptions about you and they're getting it wrong. Happens to me too (but not as often as it used to). Maybe you should deliberately set their train of thought about you crashing into a wall by making them expect you to behave in a certain way, and then suddenly doing something opposite to what they expect.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:34, Reply)

What, like come to work in a corset and 6" heels?

( Maladicta, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:41, Reply)

so you dont do that now?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:44, Reply)

No - I have to wear smart trousers and occasionally bully my feet into wearing heels, which hurt.
People would shit bricks.
( Maladicta, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:08, Reply)

I bet the nearby building site would love you for it.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:14, Reply)

Too much I think!
Shitting bricks sounds painful, and messy. So they'd have to clean the bricks first.
( Maladicta, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:17, Reply)

Is that for the 'building up the wrong expectations' part or the 'crashing into a brick wall' part?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:44, Reply)

A little of column A, a little of column B.

( Maladicta, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:07, Reply)

more details?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:41, Reply)

Thinking I should COMPLETELY go out with a male friend of mine
in whom I have ZERO romantic interest despite my protestations to the contrary. Repeatedly.
( Maladicta, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:20, Reply)

Am I right in guessing they're making up toomany assumptions about you?

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:07, Reply)

That they are.
That they can make someone look like my type and that is enough.
( Maladicta, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:53, Reply)

evening flesh
My pic is hosted by b3tards which is currently b0rked.

Do you usually work late or are you just being kept in?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:12, Reply)

i work 24/7
tis my own company

unfortunately i am in a bind right now trying to find someone to handle translations for tomorrow morning
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:19, Reply)

If it's something pretty short and in French for best results
I may be able to help you out.
( Maladicta, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:21, Reply)

unfortunately not
long, and german, and very technical. maybe i'm sorted though, so im outta here
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:28, Reply)

Nah - you don't want to let me near German
as it's very rusty A-level and I can only really remember how to swear.
( Maladicta, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:40, Reply)

hast du blattpapier bitte?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:42, Reply)

Nur wenn Sie einen Wiederhosenschmetterlingabiturfüreschein haben wollen müssen sein

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:48, Reply)

und auch wenn ich auf mein Hosenbügler reite.

( Maladicta, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:03, Reply)

Dein Beine müssen Explodiertesprengstoffvulkanbadheiß sein.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:20, Reply)

Nein, weil ich Staubhosen trage.

( Maladicta, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:34, Reply)

Ich habe Sauerrahm auf meine Sauberehundhose

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:09, Reply)

Das ist doch unhöflich.
Kannst du nicht später wichsen?
( Maladicta, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:16, Reply)

Ich kann nur wichsen, wenn in Sauerrahm bedeckt.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:49, Reply)

Ich bin in den Bienen bedeckt werden!

( Maladicta, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:50, Reply)

mistaspakkaman !
tell us about ye pants
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:10, Reply)

EVening Kristiepants
They're dark blue, made of cotton, and if I stretch the elastic far enough, I might even be able to fit a second person in.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:15, Reply)

but what kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind?
boxers? briefs? boxer briefs?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:19, Reply)

briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiefs
* twangs elastic *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:41, Reply)

laaaaaaaaaaame
still, blue is wahey better than white so you get a thumbs up for that
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:52, Reply)

What's your favourite underwear colour then?
* twangs elastic again *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:32, Reply)

black

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:36, Reply)

* singes my underpants *

* tries to twang elastic *

* Realises only too late the flames have made it brittle *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:13, Reply)

swish,
we only have one kind of boxers in the UK
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:41, Reply)

Aren't boxer briefs those ones that are shorter and more ... snug
but still have legs so cannot be classed as briefs?
( Maladicta, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:04, Reply)

they're suuuuper hot
hear anything else about the interview?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:09, Reply)

Flatmate had them. They were lully.
No :( we won't know till Tues and the suspense is doing my head in - tell me if I got the job or not damnit!
( Maladicta, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:12, Reply)

*trows confetti*

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:13, Reply)

+h
I'm trying to allude to you getting the position
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:25, Reply)

I really hope I do - I need the payrise!
*dances in the confetti*
( Maladicta, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:42, Reply)

* distracts Maladicta from suspense by doing cartwheels in nowt but my dark-blue briefs *

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:33, Reply)

*sings the Dick & Dom Pants Dance song*

( Maladicta, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:37, Reply)

No idea
I just buy the ones they sell in primark
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:11, Reply)

That's the ones I think.

( Maladicta, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:38, Reply)